Joe Patch

Just a video of my brother and I enjoying the Arsenal.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Would recommend you go for a walk just to calm yourself down. Maybe even just go through your camera roll and delete all the VAR freeze frames that you’ve been frantically saving and posting about since Sunday. I’m only reaching out to check in on you really, you need help.

@boringJoePatch @BillyCabby You are too close, unable and unwilling (understandably so, after many years of abject failure) to take a step back to see the full picture. It’s OK & very much par in the age of VAR.

Must admit, Trossard deserves so much credit there. An absolutely phenomenal impression of a player who completely lost his mind and planted an opposition player into his goalkeeper.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Looks fine to me. You need help - I hope someone can intervene and get you away from your obsession.

@boringJoePatch @BillyCabby The ugly thing over there is just too fascinating, I’m afraid.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Why don’t you focus on your own team then, it’s broken the transfer record twice in one window has produced one of the most shocking title defences witnessed. Hope someone is checking in on you and maybe take the pinboard down with all the Arsenal stills on it - concerning.

@boringJoePatch @BillyCabby You are currently obsessively going through the timeline of a guy who does not support Arsenal. PS You clearly haven’t tried to watch Liverpool this season, which is commendable.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Just proving my point. You tweet more about Arsenal than any other team. Your whole reaction to the weekend just shows how disingenuous you are being. Try to just watch your own team a bit and stop with the bad faith takes on the VAR decision. It’s embarrassing.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Here’s you tweeting about Arsenal again. Don’t have to go looking too far. You are obsessed with their fortunes and you get more pleasure out of it than watching your own team. It’s really bizarre.

@boringJoePatch @BillyCabby Can’t spin that wheel, though. I was at the Brenford game the week before. It was a chant I heard first-hand. I assume you are familiar with this chant.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Oddball. It’s pretty consistent throughout the season.

@boringJoePatch @BillyCabby That’s incorrect, I’m afraid.

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Just spin the wheel and pick a date this season and you’ll have posted about Arsenal. It’s fucking weird.

@boringJoePatch @BillyCabby Yeah, the Arsenal are right here on my timeline. Loads of them.

@Slasherrrr You were booing Trent at Anfield - you got called out for it by your hero Klopp and you can see how it’s damaged the relationship with a lot of your players this season. You say you enjoyed it but you were all still firmly focused on Arsenal and Arteta. Have some shame.

@boringJoePatch Oh, Liverpool fans were very much enjoyed the moment... I mean, it wasn’t really a “moment” as such. It was a season of tremendous fun. I dare say they enjoyed themselves a more than this season’s Arsenal fans who were booing their own title-challenging team in April (!)

@Slasherrrr @BillyCabby Your timeline is overwhelmed by Arsenal and it’s tragic

@BillyCabby @boringJoePatch I do get the sense that VAR is completely overwhelmed. Maybe, that’s part of the idea.

@Slasherrrr Look at your timeline. You are obsessed with Arsenal and you don’t even support them. It’s really odd. Just another Liverpool fan who, even when you should have been enjoying the moment last year, couldn’t stop thinking about Arsenal. It is unhealthy in my opinion.

@boringJoePatch “Dealing?” It’s the most discussed moment of the weekend!

Crap from @RorySmith - show the videos rather than still images. It’s disingenuous rubbish. Getting nothing back with those receipts.

@JohnBrewin_ Always important to compare. Thanks for the work you do. Look forward to your “This or That” series.

@boringJoePatch A video that, er, appeared on X.

Arsenal fans, you’ve had a great week: is it ok to say this is better than North London Forever?

@CARICOMWEB I can forgive errors but the lack of effort absolutely stinks.

Noni’s a tough watch.

@timstillman_ Genuinely drove me insane listening to everyone around me in the stadium throw their toys out the pram when we went short. Lewis Miley comfortably their shortest player at 6 FOOT 2. Wouldn’t blame Arteta and Jover if they turned round cupping their ears after our goal.

One of the reasons that Arsenal’s setpiece design is so good is because it’s tailored to the opponent. Newcastle is one of the tallest teams in the league so Arsenal kept gong short. And it worked.

@EduardoHagn Shut up

GOING SHORT ON THE CORNER IS NOT WORKING FFS CHANGE IT.

@dat1guy22 @jamesallcott @G2Amenyah @JamesB_afc @DiffKnock I’m not fully turning my nose up at his work at Bayern either but the gap in resources and ability there - plus the way his team was turned over by Arteta in the CL group stages - means that I can’t get on board with jumping to him as the next option at all.

@boringJoePatch @jamesallcott @G2Amenyah @JamesB_afc @DiffKnock Did you watch Burnley when he brought them up it wasn't his style of football it was just his players werent good enough he was and is a phenomenal coach

Stay Silent Until You Hear A Manager Better For Arsenal Than Arteta with @G2Amenyah, @JamesB_afc and @DiffKnock 🤐

@dat1guy22 @jamesallcott @G2Amenyah @JamesB_afc @DiffKnock In my book that’s bad coaching. Should have shown adaptability if his players weren’t at the level to play that style in the Premier League. Can’t just be a shop window to showcase a philosophy whilst not delivering results.