💤🌵🤖funky little contraption

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@RoninZee @SmuggestSage I'm stealing this

@SmuggestSage my favorite one my friends came up with "sorry i need to go walk my cactus"

Prog so bad last night I needed to invent a new excuse to leave

happy 17776 day!

due to staffing shortages i have to be the angel on my own shoulder

@datLucario yes ma’am 🫡🫡🫡

be my friend right now

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

@SAMOYEDCORE and our aas are all too abaca / and our teeth mechanochemical / and electroencephalographies can

read 8 thru 13 in the voice of bloodhail by have a nice life

@datLucario this is your brain on Myers-Briggs

New DM from The Procrastinating Pervert ✉️ I would do unspeakable things to your body sometime later

@datLucario yes

would u still love me if i evolved

help me keep up god dammit #trans #maid #petplay #housewife #shitpost

@SapphoSys unless dhh decides systemd is woke and moves omarchy to sysvinit

the move to non-systemd distros feels so forced and all of it will just blow over in a week

amped

Do you remember? I don't! #myforgetlife

@datLucario jacking off to ifixit guides

telling a robot girl you’re a licensed professional mechanic then pulling up an ifixit guide right before putting her into sleep mode

@datLucario this would. well i guess it wouldn’t fix me actually but it would be fun

taking apart two robot girls with a screwdriver and swapping random parts for fun

@datLucario *maractus noise*

*riolu noise *

im pokemon

@GPT3Manifesto hiii

@datLucario true

i firmly believe its gonna be ok at some point

@datLucario hi duen !!

hiii im duen