Steve'sDad

I’d love my name on her lips.....anyone have a Sharpie?

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. You don’t get to enjoy Hispanic cuisine. Eat a Twinkie and be quiet.

@klsmd12 This was going on well before Biden.

pretty soon he’s gonna say that Biden started this war with Iran

@ChiTownSports Biden economy.

Try not buying 17 beers.

@sonorawebb Dang, been there.

My toxic trait is letting you lie while I have receipts.

@Curjebsbsh63737 @RandomHvacGuy You didn’t criticize anything. All you did is stereotype over half of US citizens and name call.

@born_a_JAY @RandomHvacGuy I feel bad now, did you not like the criticism of daddy trump, sweety? :(

I’m convinced that if Hitler ran against Donald Trump, the Democrats would vote for Hitler.

@LostNTheAbyss Best wishes.

I have to call for jury duty tonight. I hope I get it because I'll get to sleep in until at least 7....

@LostNTheAbyss Good plan.

I need to lose this weight because if I have to be fifty some day, I wanna be a hot fifty

@alluringmedia So is the space between your ears.

I voted for Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. My conscience is clear.

@Curjebsbsh63737 @RandomHvacGuy You're a clown.

@RandomHvacGuy If Hitler ran as a republican, I bet republicans would've voted for him. Republicans are generally less educated, more easily convinced, and have lower level of critical thinking. That's actually why Trump is so loved despite being a narcisistic sociopath and a pedophile.

@uscfan981 It doesn’t border Nebraska.

Say something nice about Louisiana.

@sonorawebb Eclectic.

I know people see my timeline and wonder if I’m spiritual, ratchet, professional, or unhinged… the answer is yes.

@ChiTownSports Fair weather fan😂😂

I had tickets for today's #Cubs game But I am not a fan of sitting out there in 45 degree temperatures so I decided not to go today

@DebDebDiaz @Cubs @Taylor_McGregor Choker 😂😂

45 min before the @Cubs game, I said “I just want to meet @Taylor_McGregor” walking to my seat, she walks right in front of my dad and I and I lost my opportunity 😩

@simplyck_ I’m sure another country would welcome you in, instantly give you benefits and all the rights of all their citizens. Just pick one and pack up your things.

I miss the life I had before I was forced to experience Donald Trump running the United States.

@tangerine3tree I can't wait to see the excitement Thursday will bring.

Wednesdayyyy 🫧

@sonorawebb My wife does this with wine.

Whoopsie 🤭 Amazon, you are bad for me.

@Lifeofstelynn Unlikely

Under all this rage is just a sweet angel, I swear.

@uscfan981 It doesn’t border Nebraska.

Say something nice about Michigan.

@LostNTheAbyss It was a long time coming.

Aaaaad block

@LostNTheAbyss I resemble that remark.

My advice to anyone new here: Don't get attached. To anyone. You think you have friends but they'll throw you under the bus and talk shit just to get interactions for themselves. It will hurt your feelings, you may cry. Don't let it get to you, they're all assholes here