bosh says METS WIN

i’m done posting on here. you can find me on bluesky @bosh.worstpossible.world - cya

@wordisbond looking good king. i sent you a dm and am just letting you know here because twitter is actively hostile to people being able to connect

Low key mad I accidentally wore green today now all these white people think I’m playing along with their childish St. Patrick’s day games. I wish a MF’r would try to pinch me.

@bropiates check dm

@OnlyOnTuesday_s @kloogans :(

the big stew has begun consumption of the population and has created a list of those who should report to my backyard immediately: - furries - jimmy fallon - adults who say "based" - crown victoria owners - dutch people - elmo

@Milo_Edwards tearing his UCL tossing a paper towel, forcing him into tommy john surgery and putting him out of commission until 2026

fascinated by what would be a “career ending” injury for trump - like he’s done his achilles and the club physio expects him to miss at least the rest of the season

@awawawhoami donate on that thang

@boshj i dont wanna hear anything about hawk tuah anymore

donate to donate.tiltify.com/e057134e-1f26-… to make @boshj shut up

@postoctobrist @Devon_OnEarth Thanks to both of you for sending me your 23 falsified ballots, which I will be casting at my local polling station in November.

@Devon_OnEarth I will be voting for Kamala Harris several times

so if protesting doesn’t work and boycotting doesn’t work and fundraising doesn’t work and sabotaging factories doesn’t work and setting yourself on fire doesn’t work and bearing witness doesn’t work and not bearing witness doesn’t work then what the fuck are you supposed to do

update: stopped hiccuping for like 30 minutes and now it’s back. rip

i've been hiccuping for like an hour now. this is my burden

@chiitan7407 @awawawhoami congrats maia on being chiitan

@awawawhoami yeeess!Thanks for the likes💕Please follow me😀　I'm dynamite mascot🧨

i am chiitan japanese crazy mascot

@postoctobrist this is a classic yhtsi (you hate to see it). get well soon friend

Absolutely at that stage where I am just bored and frustrated and want to be back to normal

@CantEverDie Thanks for this!

we out here folks

@crulge *checks notes* has become the quickest tell that a guy is insufferable

@CantEverDie critical (mostly) support for june's dad

fun fact about my father is he listens to my podcast Western Kabuki and is a supporter of our highest tier on patreon which is find so funny. he loves what we make and listens to us between his joe rogan and other rightwing podcast listens lmfao

THIS HAS BEEN RATED AS ‘MOSTLY FALSE’. i am a faggot and my parents are trump supporters, but my parents haven’t disowned me and they’re both some of my biggest supporters

Woke status: Put away by Sydney Sweeney's mommy milkers.

@Hegelbon the nice thing about being a mets fan is that you're always prepared for absolute catastrophe at any time

Last thought on Phillies for a bit: they’ll be good next year and we’ll all be excited/scared about the playoffs and we’ll have to see what changes if any stick then. A boring analysis but ultimately this is a 90+ win team, that’s what they do

@Devon_OnEarth let a thousand devons bloom

If you're struggling to think of what to name yourself after transition, consider 'Devon'

The Mets have forced me to reconsider my stance that a team should only have one gimmick at a time. Coming around to the idea that actually the perfect baseball team is a tangle of fast-food mascots, roadside pumpkins, and journeyman infielders working on their music careers

THE METS