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@DavidKa07247477 They should fix Godfrey Chitalu road off Leopards Hill, it's in such bad condition

This toll plaza was once called Levy Mwanawasa Toll Plaza. Ba PF where Binwell Mpundu belongs, decided to replace it with the name of their founding president instead.🤷‍♂️ Lelo his mouth is the loudest to condemn the renaming of Godfrey Chitalu Toll Plaza.

@MarioNawfal British robots

Two Amazon robots got stuck in an aisle, spending what appears to be an eternity shuffling back and forth because neither one could figure out who should move first. This is what happens when you forget to teach a $200,000 robot to say "no, after you."

@FurkanGozukara When two tribes go to war

LMAO who made this 😭😂🤣

@mulos Mobile money infrastructure needs a complete overhaul, especially payments between different providers

Early this morning, I was reminded why a 24 hour economy would be a nightmare. Our banks and mobile money system upgrades can jam you at the counter. My Airtel Money was down in the wee hours when I needed to make two small payments

@CinemaTweets1 Marginal Call cast is top notch

Glengarry Glen Ross stands next to LA Confidential as one of the best casts I’ve ever seen in a film. I challenge anyone reading this tweet to find me a film with a better cast than either of these films. You can’t. It’s impossible. These two movies have insanely talented casts.

@applechews_ I didn't know the drivers don't see the destination or the pay, that's very poor.

Hi. Yango is enjoyed by all except the drivers. They are the collateral damage. Driver exploitation includes: Meager pay Driving blind (can’t see all details of trip such as destination and pricing to force them to accept all trips) Penalties and possible barring if they reject

@LynAldenContact @TXMCtrades DOGE is dead baby, DOGE is dead

@TXMCtrades Yeah. It got ran over by the train.

Remember DOGE?

@muloongo That's been the most disappointing factor with the appreciating Kwacha, everything is still just as expensive 🫰

Lusaka has gotten so expensive. Prices went up when ZMW tanked & stayed up despite the appreciation. A cup of coffee is $5 & Malawi Shandy $8 at Latitude 15. My parents were right: there is food & drink at home!😅 Also, I was charged 50% what I pay in Dubai for cornrows. 🤕

@Nexuist Some Brit tried in IRL and came off badly against the actor

Reacher is a wonderful TV show that asks its audience to ponder how many situations they can think of in which a bunch of skinny dumb fucks think they can beat up what appears to be the human personification of the Ford F-350 SuperDuty

@muloongo @flyethiopian @Airbus I enjoyed their service on the plane and the airport is very good, but the security staff were very abrupt. This was 4 or 5 years back

I have been flying @flyethiopian since 2023. There were never more than 6-8 rows in business class between London and Addis Ababa. Now with the @airbus A350-1000, there are 11 rows and every seat is taken. Plus another 340+ passengers in economy. They are winning but …

@Ternoa_ Splendid news

BNP Paribas is bringing Bitcoin to 30M+ retail clients. 🏦 The biggest bank in Europe just went crypto. Now ask yourself: Who's protecting the infrastructure they'll build on?

@MupingaNancy Boltt Kabulonga might actually be busy, I've hardly seen any vehicles fill up there since it opened

Boltt Kabulonga, Total Kabulonga, Spectra woodlands and Harvest along mosi -o-tunya road have Diesel. Don’t say kuti I didn’t plug you😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

@amothersmuse Mobile money infrastructure needs a complete overhaul, transferring within the same network isn't too bad most of the time. Between networks, especially around weekends it's very flakey.

@bosshog70 Petrol luckily. 😂😂Here’s a message from ZANACO.

ZANACO is saying system malfunction and FNB is saying external application down. I need to go to Roma to study and I have no gas in my car. I only have K80 in my Airtel money. 😭

@DiggersOfNews Cameras do nothing if many cars driving around don't have licence plates and have tinted windows so it's impossible to see who the drivers are.

Police must invest in technology instead of mounting speed cameras - Nkulukusa diggers.news/local/2026/03/…

@Mafipe Just got petrol from there an hour or so ago, not a good time to own a diesel vehicle in Lusaka

In a queue for diesel ⛽️ Puma Kabulonga, I estimate there are 70-100 cars waiting to fill up. My plan is to get a full tank, park the car and start using Yango’s until the fuel situation stabilises 🤷🏽 Life goes on

@screenrant Great news, that neighbour looked as if they were planning some sort of incident to get a pay day

#AlanRitchson will not be facing criminal charges after getting into an altercation with his neighbor. Brentwood Police Captain Steven Pepin stated: “After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued. Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense." Source: The Hollywood Reporter | Learn More: bit.ly/4rUkUAD

@landlord_secret Just heard from my letting agents after a tenant visit that bathroom ceiling had a lot of mould. The tenant's didn't want to bother anyone to say the extractor fan with humidistat had stopped working

Tenant has removed all the insulating strips and beading on the inside of the double glazed windows (the bit that's actually PART of the window) because they saw a YouTube video on how to clean them. My response is unprintable.

@BenGrahamUK My guess is that they originally owned the land, sold it and then had to rent it back. The owners paid themselves handsomely from the proceeds of the sale

NCP has gone into administration. They’ve been running car parks since 1931, and somehow ended up £305m in debt. Surely the maintenance for a car park is simple: ticket machines, barriers, lights, and occasional cleaning. How can a business model literally based on people paying to park go bankrupt?

@CNyankhundi Let's hope those cars have licence plates, I'm seeing more and more cars with no licence plates driving around. How can RSTA or the police attribute wrong doing with photos with no licence plates to attribute ownership of the vehicle

Bus drivers and others who like making shortcuts pa road were surprised today pa new kafubu river bridge in ndola. As usual, by passing so many cars wanting to be in front only to be met by RSTA offcier , he took photos of all cars for booking.