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@nicksortor When my neighbor gets his barbecue fired up I charge a tariff of one steak or half a chicken

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump says he CONFRONTED Canadian PM Mark Carney today over toxic wildfire smoke at the World Cup, says he may CHARGE them for damages "I told him, 'you've got to STROP these fires from coming in and poisoning our air. Our air has been POISONED.'" "Maybe they should pay us some damages or something, or we should do some tariffs.. I mean, you had businesses closing. In particular, Michigan. If you look at Detroit, the Detroit, Michigan area, they had to close EVERYTHING!"

@CA_Dem Cut out the fraud and the budget will balance out.

House Republicans cut over $1 trillion from health care and expect us to shrug it off. We’re going to vote them out instead.

@D162Michele China caused this mess

No, this is Africa BECAUSE of white people.

@MarkRuffalo @elonmusk Mr Ruffalo, I have about $60,000 in debt from surviving the last 5 years. Since you have more than me can you help me out? Want my Venmo?

Hello @ElonMusk. This is how you are perceived. Not too late to course correct but it’s getting pretty late. You certainly have the extra money on hand to really help the people of the world instead of the hellbent road of chaos and destruction you are ludicrously barreling down. Put down the Ket straw. 🤪

@adamfrancisco_ @RealAlexJones I need your opinion on this please

There is a conspiracy developing that Ashley Webb is really Graham Platner.

@BreitbartNews Probably eats too much lettuce

Transgender Maine Democrat Senate Candidate Claims He Has Monthly Period Through His Rectum trib.al/nj2HBSV

@Jax_4_Oregon Probably on China’s payroll

The overt bias is laughable.

@JustJenRX Like a Bat out of Hell

Meatloaf resurrected to run for Congress?!!

@SuperSisi Like all that ass out is on accident 🙄

New proposed Women’s Sports broadcasting camera guidelines — a demonstration: Before: After:

@__bee_kay__ You’re gonna be the one to change me… but after all…

@BBN_Bucky Lake Mead? Not the first or last if so

I’m not telling anyone about this …

@redheadranting I miss one day on X and now have no idea what’s going on

To all the moderate and sane Democrats wondering what you're going to do about your party after yesterday - my heart goes out to you because now you have to do some soul searching. Let me just say this - The GOP are the not the boogiemen and boogiewomen you've been led to believe we are. We're a pretty big tent and we're happy to welcome you in it. We don't care what color your skin is or who you go to bed with at night (as long as it's an adult and consensual), we don't even care what you look like - blue hair, tattoos, piercings - all good. We don't even care if you pretend to be the opposite sex. As long as you don't expect us to pretend along with you, we're going to get along just fine. Yes, we're rooted in reality, and that's not as much fun as fairy tales and unicorns, but at the end of the day we don't worry about much because we can take care of ourselves and our loved ones. And that's a pretty big deal, one worth fighting for.

@gigigraace @Playyy_boii @grok And men will go to war over it

@Playyy_boii @grok that's the strait of hormuz. you need clearance to pass through

Hey @grok why does this line appear in the middle of women's stomach, is there any indication behind it? 😭

The One that got away!!! 👀😝

I would immediately buy this, bulldozer my yard and never leave home again

@KingPuffaDutch @ZiaErica Thanks!

@ZiaErica @bossmanspeak

Communities is shutting down. (devestated) They want us to use a group chat feature instead. If you want to be a part of the official Scott Adams CWSA Community Chat... this is the link below. x.com/i/chat/group_j…

@Notwokenow Elmers Glue

Guess what she uses as a dairy substitute. No cheating!!! While not gross, it is STUPID and weird.

Mike Johnson says Congress can't survive on $174k because of inflation, and uses that to justify letting members trade stocks. Incredible take from the guy who decided his only job was taking orders from the President.

There's only one Governor in modern U.S. history who has actually threatened to declare martial law.

Our dog lets a chicken lay an egg in her dog house then waits for her to finish then runs off with the egg. This is a daily occurrence.