gabs

how i look at the cashier dead in the eye after pressing no tip

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

so, for once in my life, let me get what i want.

imagine you on the bus n someone next to you is playing mobile overwatch

teaching myself to be ambidextrous day 1

@hr_unhinged damn you really owned him huh

At 8:01 AM, I received a text. "Taking a mental health day." I checked the HR handbook immediately. It states that time-off requests require 24-hour notice, unless it is a sudden emergency. I replied asking if his mental state was a sudden emergency. He didn't respond. Silence is insubordination. I checked his social media activity. He had liked a meme about "burnout" at midnight. This proves premeditation. He knew he was going to call out, yet he waited until the morning of. I denied the PTO request retroactively. I logged it as "Unapproved Absence due to Poor Planning." Next time, he'll schedule his breakdown in Outlook like a professional.

finally counter strike for girls

they doin this to me at work this week btw

i could go on and on

Hey @united is this a joke? I just flew 5+ hours in First Class and this bowl of sadness is what you serve me for dinner. Between the 3D-printed mystery meat, the cafeteria cheese cubes, and the whole tomato I need a chainsaw to cut, this is genuinely unbelievable.

Hey @united is this a joke? I just flew 5+ hours in First Class and this bowl of sadness is what you serve me for dinner. Between the 3D-printed mystery meat, the cafeteria cheese cubes, and the whole tomato I need a chainsaw to cut, this is genuinely unbelievable.

THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM

i think that the cs2 devs should make a new map inside of a winn dixie. and then everyone shops in winn dixie. yeah

ruined either way

I recreate this moment every time I get popcorn at the movies now and it drives my wife insane

Todays the only day you can retweet this.

DOG AUTISM

WEEEEEEEEEEEE