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@Artedeingenio youtube.com/watch?v=7KR-cV…

my eyez ballz

@J0hnADouglas @windbreakergod Noo, i think people find him charming and people find Zach charming. Of course not all fatties are going to get love but if you are a “chill dude” and youre funny and not insecure and not annoying then women will fawn. I like hairy paunchy fellas. I’m not attracted to Charlie tho

@windbreakergod They don’t like him because he’s fat and yellow, they like him because he’s in the current popular thing. It’s the validation through popularity they really care about

The fact there are incels in the world is crazy. Half of my tl rn is women wanting to fuck Fat Yellow

@VIDEOVlOLENCE @plastiktubes omg.. was he an AVGN fan?

@plastiktubes HALF YES HALF NO I feel like rantsonas are a bit past his time [his mainstay on the internet was spent pre-2014] but he absolutely has an abandond YouTube channel that gets dug up post-arrest that's just him ranting abt games & movies to a webcam in his old basement bedroom

@BeefundRice To wipe ur shitty ass with this would be unthinkable but also it’s kinda like you sorta have to, like there’s no other way

when i was taking these pics a cockroach ran out

@catboybotnet @Absolunar true actually

@Absolunar how primus fans look at you when you say they don't suck

@nexadon Hi i like them a lot… 😃😃

Prophet convention #ocart

@bannedvsoon Also, it's not like TSA people are tasked to grope passengers, so I legit don't see any good reason that TSA agents should be separated by gender, either way. TSA is supposed to go fast, so why wait around to ensure boy goes w/ boy, girl w/ girl? Why are you sexualizing this even

@bannedvsoon I've had male TSA agents frisk me, which was less of a frisk and more of a brush down the arms. Idk, have female TSA agents directly denied frisking you? Maybe you look or smell off. Srry bro

Women TSA agents don't do pat-downs on men. But of course you're being willfully obtuse and lying, because that's the basis of your entire cult - lying.

@Hopethe_g33k101 @yngverse_ @butatomb Naww that’s cool. I’d hate to sleep through a smores night 🥳

@yngverse_ @butatomb Mind you, He was trying to wake me up to make s’mores 😭

why is my dad like this

@realStevenWalk @BriannaWu Calm down steven. It was a /lh tweet you goof

@BriannaWu I mean, yeah, but it’s not like marrying a woman is different. We still have to do stuff you guys like that we otherwise wouldn’t

Marrying a man should come with a legal warning that they will make you do things like spend all afternoon at a pirate museum

@AnarchyValarie @jimstewartson @DHSgov Yes, but he's OUR genocider. And he's a descendant of immigrants. But they were immigrants who wiped out native tribes... And some of them were cool with slavery... But U.S. was against the Confederacy... So I dunno he's got pluses and minuses.

@jimstewartson @DHSgov Uncle Sam is still a genocider

America has been invaded by criminals and predators. We need YOU to get them out. join.ice.gov

@JoshG650 I think it's imitating the US southern accent, but it makes sense to confuse the two because they are culturally very similar in origins. Listen to Delta Blues!

@eugenoid this is literally epic <3

I think he should do it #returnoftheobradinn

me and the boooys #ReturnoftheObraDinn

#artfight for @bottlesalts

⭐️🌟next time i look up the definition of racism, i want google to explode my computer and kill me

Raised in the woods so’s he knew ev’ry tree

praise God & love men

Frank on the right, btw. Inventor of the Meyer lemon. Botanists, dude. they are on another level

Frank Meyer and his assistant Johannis de Leuw in 1915. Why are they so cool it's not even fair.