Bigger Than Tha Program

If you don’t look like this FUCK OFF

@mechanicbug Skill issue

once i let a guy pay for a date and i genuinely hated it sm it genuinely leaves u with a feeling of being indebted. Why do girls irl hype this up so much

I’m the same age my mother was when she had me. What was she thinking?

@butchbatnix Mtf genocide when

roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL

@michaelscottfc This has been the case for years

X has removed likes, retweets and quotes from old tweets. So many legendary tweets on this app ruined forever.

Am i insane or did they change this: 😳?

When Gaspar Noe's Irréversible caused record 200+ walkouts in Cannes 2002. #filmtwt

Kylie Minogue as Cammy in ‘Street Fighter’ (1994)

I done seen no Country for old men 432 Times & I never finish it Cuz I dont like Cuz hair. Im not putting up w That.

It takes 1 second to register, after realising that women can be whores but not men, that the whole system makes zero sense

I’ll take the two hoes in the back

@nwhpeters It’s like 20° there chill

THIS HEAT IN THE UK IS KILLING ME

mi tink mi gwaan tek mi grandma medication

Albanese when are you going to open a dispensary mear my house? I’m literally waiting @AlboMP @ausgov

Elon musk kill yourself why doesn’t the search bar work one iota

@mushubeans @Cary_Bleasdale You stupid retard

@Cary_Bleasdale Roundabout way of saying murder-s**cide

there was a really sweet, kind girl on my rowing team whose parents killed eachother and she wore this exact pin on her shirt set to 'MAX FUN' at all times bc her psychiatrist said it would help

@arthoetrainer Def on my watch list 💯 next movie night!!

@bouncehouse2000 you should watch the devils (1971) i know you would love it

Finally put together my top 4

@szybszygradient Post more pics!!!!!!

i only use sugar for coffee and nothing else so i always buy these fancy oldtimey playing card symbol shaped sugar cubes 🌝

@Ch1canerous Yeah of course i went silk shopping in japan right after watching that one scene where all the fabrics burst out the bamboo shoot

@bouncehouse2000 Have you seen Tale of the Princess Kaguya

@jurassicjosh69 Big ball knowledge

@bouncehouse2000 Eyes wide shut is in mine too