Berty's Sideburns

Woke up from a blackout and im kinda famous? What the fuck is going on? Lol

@PeteyLover69 @finessingh8996 @JFreshHockey @riotsurvivor We do not speak of such things here.

@finessingh8996 @JFreshHockey @riotsurvivor Tim Thomas 2010-11

Remember when, after a mediocre 2019-20 season, Thatcher Demko saved 12 goals above expected in three games against Vegas hockeystats.com/dashboards/goa…

Okay.. like. Yeah. Toli maybe needed a 2 to 3 game reset.. but 5 in a row? Are we trying to sell him as an asset? What are we doing? We are in last place. There is literally no worse than this. Foote looking like a man trying to salvage a job thats already gone. #Canucks

@SaraCivian They just dont know good music from the era. 🤷‍♂️

Im going to the OLP concert and a ~40 guy at the bar across the street asked me if I was going to the Celtics game and I was like I'm going to the Our Lady Peace concert and he was like I think I'm too old for whatever that is ... does the average ~40 year old man not know OLP

@spookyghourl Its all about the storage space. If more is required in the future, you can purchase drives that can upgrade the space.

@Canucks @UberEats Gimme Elias Pettersson (EP40) cause the dude loves ripping up the Ducks.

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@sekeresandprice I honestly dont care to hear from him. Dude doesnt know what hes talking about anyway.

Should #Canucks chairman Francesco Aquilini hold an end-of-season press conference?

@LaheyHNIC Buffaloooooo

#canucks fans Are you adopting a playoff team to ride with?

@b2bChamps27 Its cause he plays in Tampa, lets be real here.

If Kucherov was American or Canadian, he’d be the most talked about and popular player in the NHL for the last decade.

@TBFan613 Clear intent...where?

A clear intent to injure a player with a history of concussions. Suspension.

@otokyo__ Ohhhh most definitely

single men's over 30 — Honest question. Could you travel alone for a week with no friends, no partner, just you?

@jpolly22 Until the Sharks are officially eliminated, its Cellebrini. If the Sharks dont make the playoffs, it's Kucherov.

Who is your pick to win the Hart Trophy at this moment in time?

@ronsterd89 Dude and has family goin' through it.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@Hoopss Flappy bird

Define “Peak mobile phone game”

@AndehWahl He suffered quite a few injuries, always dealt with addiction, and various mental health issues. The strain his divorce probably put on that. A man who fell apart, unfortunately.

I'm Swedish btw and I have absolutely no idea what actually happened to Robin Lehner after Vegas. He had all the physical tools and talent to become the best, but then the whole dept thing happened and the snake stuff and then he just disappeared. No idea why I started thinking about that but yeah lol

@BR_OpenIce Duchene

Time to play “guess the journeyman vet”! 🤠

@manically_ *sigh* im so sorry. I dislike it so much. 😭😭 I dont know what the replacement is anymore. It just doesnt feel like "the one". 😭

guys i actually love our goal song. it fills me with some kind of feral energy. i think it could wake me from a coma.

@Jim54307649 @barrylongii My own grass. Hahaha

@bourketuzzi @barrylongii You’re hired.

True or False: You’d rather cut grass in 100° than shovel snow in 8°.

This lineup just proves to me how deep my apathy runs right now. I should be fired up this lineup doesn't seem to reflect the game played on the ice the last outing. Whatever man. #Canucks

@alexdaylily Should we have signed him at 6 yesrs, 5.75mil per year? 🫥

i truly believe the sherwood trade was the worst move the canucks have ever made and i will never get over it