Thos Niles

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Thos Niles

@boxofbacon

quadragenarian punker. dad. customer experience warlord. BRIO. Ex-Dragon Innovation, Gazelle, La Gritona, 27, Anodyne, Eye for an Eye, Windmills By The Ocean

Katılım Haziran 2008
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OnRamp@onramp_ai·
We're all about powering productivity. We want to hear what fuels you focus while your work. Reply with your go-to Spotify work playlist below! 🎶
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
My dog hates Halloween way more than 4th of July.
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katepmcandrew@katepmcandrew·
linkedin request fail -> "one CTO to another, let's connect." i am sooooo many things...and a CTO is not one of them!
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Richard Marr
Richard Marr@richmarr·
My daughter made a laptop
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
@Simms2673 I similarly ruined my dad’s life with unique secure passwords
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673·
I pushed my parents into updating their modem and now all of their ancient technology like 2012 iPads and Alexas are not compatible and it’s like they want to hold hands and walk into the lake behind their house and I ruined their life and oh my god my dads pandora playlist.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673·
Really feel tortured by the feeling I have to put exclams after 40 percent of the sentences in my emails or people will think I hate them. So embarrassing. Why are we all happy yelling? It makes me feel like this guy.
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
Seeing Karate for the first time in 17 years on a Tuesday night at the Middle East with 50 people was pretty great.
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
This is the most inspirational obituary I have ever read. “We decided we didn’t want to take ourselves or our business too seriously.” Increased pickle consumption in America by 4x with this approach. nytimes.com/2022/05/21/bus…
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673·
@boxofbacon 2 sex workers and a bag of taco flavored Doritos
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
I’m only going to be in my 40s for another 38 minutes. What should I do before 50?
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
@Simms2673 I usually say “because I have COVID” and then watch them back right off
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673·
People asking why you’re wearing a mask just want to be trolls because they can’t cry about people forcing them to wear one anymore. They couldn’t just enjoy that they got what they wanted. Because what they wanted was to be a victim. A whiny, bitchy, moaning, stupid victim.
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
@Simms2673 The Dinosaur Jr. 7” with their cover version plus a cover of Chunks is similarly, but not equally good.
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ShawnJovi@Simms2673·
Very few things in this world as good as Just Like Heaven by The Cure.
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Gracie's Ice Cream
Gracie's Ice Cream@IceCreamGracies·
Keep abortion safe and legal. We worked with @ema_fund to make this flavor and for a $20 donation (at least!!) direct to them you can pick up a pint from Gracie’s starting Monday. Link in bio. instagr.am/p/CdLqb0ouKg0/
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
@JeffSharlet I’m 49 and a few months ago my daughter says “dad, you’ve probably never heard this band. They’re called The Smiths…”
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Thos Niles@boxofbacon·
Bonkers.
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