Sup Dawg

This will forever be fire.

I am so innocent that I must quit now!! Give me a break 😂😂😂

@shredwithQpid @Moment4Clive Is this a screenshot of the two dumbest people talking to each other?

@Moment4Clive You’re a fool.

Unlimited cocktails but a limit of 4?😂😂😂 dfkm

@HOFbarrybonds25 @phildabuckets If Stewey was a golf swing 😂😂

@phildabuckets I wouldn’t even want to golf with a guy with that ugly of a swing. I would be embarrassed. This swing is a 12 so ya

Does anyone actually believe this shit? Zero chance of that being a legit 2 over

@93SEMINOLE11 @JoeKinseyexp Underpaying people. A tradition unlike any other lol

@JoeKinseyexp $10/hr seems low

Received the following email from a rookie Masters employee who signed up to work this year's event for $10/hr. The assignment grants him access to the grounds after shifts. "Working as hard as I have in 30 years.  Just trying to recover for the next shift."

@NYCMagaGuy @IMaluzynsky @kylegriffin1 Dead guys can’t get better idiot. My location: Illinois

@IMaluzynsky @kylegriffin1 What’s with all the shady Canada accts today? 🤔🤔

BREAKING CBS: Survivors of the deadliest Iranian attack on U.S. forces since the war began have disputed the Pentagon's description of events and said their unit in Kuwait was left dangerously exposed when six service members were killed and more than 20 wounded. The members disputed the description of events from Pete Hegseth. cbsnews.com/news/iran-war-…

@GuntherEagleman @mattforney Twitter has become a place where retards just agree with each other and then feel good about themselves for being retarded

@mattforney SPOT ON!

We didn't get a forever war. You weren't drafted to die for Israel. Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon. We didn't put boots on the ground. We didn't get a flood of refugees. None of your predictions came true. And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.

@13Fiss @MikeHoopsPage @RexonFootball But before that I believe Illinois won so big in Durham that Coach K cancelled the rest of their non conference season.

@MikeHoopsPage @RexonFootball game from last year i’m dead 😂

Jon we cannot lose a recruiting battle to Illinois, I beg. His name isn’t Johnski Blackwellic so he’s not a lock to the Illini, bust still…..

@aburks41 Welcome to the Big Ten bitch. You could hang in there for a tan or two but 4 months and you’re not shit

Welcome to the Big East, bitch

This might be the worst Cardinals bullpen that has ever been assembled

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat I knew the guy jizzing his pants to some electronic bullshit wouldn’t respect some of the best musicians, songwriters, and vocalists to ever exist. The simpletons of the world are just the loudest. There’s some actual talent there for you to consume though. Enjoy!

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat Wtf is that absolute garbage 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Think I have a Chainsmokers hangover. That 10 minute set between games rocked so hard

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat Sturgill Simpson Tedeschi Trucks Band Eric Clapton I’m 37, if we’re the same age and you’re fangirling over the Chainsmokers like this I’ll be so disappointed.

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat I’m 100% older than you 😂 Nas Pearl Jam Red Hot Chilis Guarantee you listen to literal garbage music lmao

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat If you lined up 5 people and included Doja Cat I wouldn’t be able to pick her out. Your music references tell me you have to be like 19. I’m dying to hear who your top 3 artists are. I won’t judge, then I’ll share mine and give you some actual music to go learn about.

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat Bro probably thinks The Beatles are good just because they’re classic lmao. Nigga sits in his car and cries to Noah Kahan lmfaoooo

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat Brotha man calls me gay then posts a gay concert then talks about the 10s walking around and posts a 4 that looks like she was sent by Netanyahu. Take your Molly and go have fun but please don’t act like you know what good music is lol

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat Thinking about two dudes making out when there’s thousands of absolute 10s walking around half naked just proved you were gay lmfaoooo

@UWBucky_26 @IlliniMBB At least the High Point of our season was the Final Four

@IlliniMBB Bahaha

Final from the Final Four: [2] UConn 71, [3] Illinois 62

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat “You just might be gay bro” says the guy at an edc show that 100000% has 2 dudes making out with each other within a 10 foot radius of this video being filmed.

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat Sounds like you just might be gay then idk bro

@TH3VlP @kkkkk23462 @BarstoolBigCat Are you like 15? Lil Baby is ass too and is pretty much the same crowd as the Chainsmokers lmao

@kkkkk23462 @bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat Terrible take, you probably think “Lil Baby” is good music

The welcome to the Big Ten tweets are gunna hit like crack when Michigan wins by 20 tomorrow

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat “Great music” 😂

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat The concert was great, the crowd was awful. Not a crazy concept to understand. Would be like a rock band playing for 80 year old black women at a church group. Great music, not the crowd for it

@TH3VlP @BarstoolBigCat Yeah it was the crowds fault the Chainsmokers concert between Final Four games sucked 😂

@bpinky27 @BarstoolBigCat Nah it was fire but terrible crowd

Hey @ChickfilA Open the F*ckin’ restaurant on Sundays, you crazy b*stards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah