@theliamnissan Heard Nissan is a literal retard. Explains everything.
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LunaSisneros Comedy, Parody znutz, Historian TRUTH
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LunaSisneros Comedy, Parody znutz, Historian TRUTH
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MENDO CO. Katılım Nisan 2009
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Listen MAGAs, the only reason Donald Trump would need three MRIs in one year is if he's suffering from some chronic or terminal disease.
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@BrianCaldNBA Blocking this retard. Idiot
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BREAKING: An internal investigation found that the Spurs winning the lottery in 2023 and selecting Victor Wembanyama may have been fixed.
A massive scandal is about to emerge.
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@Bubblebathgirl Have Swallwell, Hunter & Fanone come out as their exclusive throuple yet?
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UPDATE: Eric Swalwell blows $39K in campaign funds on mysterious luxury consultant AFTER allegations
Eric Swalwell spent nearly $39,000 in campaign money — between mid-April to mid-May — on a “luxury” transportation and security specialist, even after his campaign for California governor fell apart amid serious sex assault and rape allegations.
The payments went to Darly Meyer of CYD Global Car Service, a North Hollywood-based luxury chauffeur and executive protection service.
This comes on top of hundreds of thousands already paid to lawyers fighting the accusations.
Swalwell has denied the claims but admitted to extramarital affairs.
To be clear: After many of the accusations against him came out, Swalwell was allegedly still spending massive amounts of campaign cash on luxuries and lawyers.
Your tax dollars (and donor dollars) at work?
Are you surprised by this spending? Should Swalwell pay it back?
(Video: AI)
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl
Eric Swalwell’s wife, Brittany, was spotted solo outside their $1.2 million D.C. home — noticeably not wearing her wedding ring. Her husband’s whereabouts remain unknown amid the ongoing scandal. Last month, Swalwell posted: “Those mistakes are between me and my wife, and to her I apologize deeply for putting her in this position.” Actions (or lack thereof) speak louder? What do you think is going on here? (Video: AI)
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@HunterBiden 7 years? Ok dude. So you’re a comedian now? Where’s your boyfriend Fartswell?
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Almost seven years clean and sober.
Not a victory lap. Just a fact.
To anyone in the fight right now: it gets quieter. Not easier. Quieter. In the quiet, you find out who you actually are.
That’s the part they can’t take from you.
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@HelloCanada Take him Canada- free.
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Stephen Colbert may have said goodbye to late night, but he wasn’t leaving quietly 💃🏻🕺After wrapping his final episode of The Late Show, the host, 62, hit the dance floor at his “Fired & Festive!” afterparty in NYC - and when wife Evie came out to join him, the celebration was even sweeter ❤️
📽️: gayleking
#stephencolbert
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@ChrisRobinsonNJ Giants fan base coolness just went up.
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That’s a wrap on my Giants fandom for the next few years. 😑😑😑
Acyn@Acyn
Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.
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@raymondrdz10 Zip it , racist!
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I dare Mitchell to put out a horrible lineup
Spurs Legion@SpursLegion
I have faith in Mitch Johnson tonight
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@raymondrdz10 Someone has TDS like Coach Pop! Don’t stroke out because of it like he did.
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The San Antonio Spurs will win a basketball game tonight.
Fuck ICE.
donald trump is a pedophile.
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Well hey at least he now has @potus and @MrsErikaKirk endorsing him. That should tell you everything you need to know. 🙄
TMZ@TMZ
Erika Kirk is praising Spencer Pratt's L.A. mayoral run 👏
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@ryanosbahr1 #1 at losing millions a year. Also a big PDFile.
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Dunking on Colbert’s demise is laughable. Dude is set for life, you’re not. Dude can make another million dollars tomorrow w/ his name alone, you can’t. He’s met the pope & is friends w, Paul McCartney, you aren’t. It was the # 1 rated show in his time slot, you have an x acct.
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@M_Peasant That PDFile Colbert was losing $40 million a year for CBS. And is about as funny as Joy Behar (hint; neither are funny). He is sickening.
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@SenAlexPadilla @StephenAtHome You being a guest sums it up. 💩 📺
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Congratulations to @StephenAtHome on over a decade of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Like so many, I looked forward to tuning into the Late Show for a fresh take on the day's news, a good laugh, and genuinely meaningful commentary.
A source of joy when the nation needed it most. You will be missed in homes across the country.
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@JakePlunkett U should’ve told his writers to write some jokes- not just TDS out literally every night.
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Getting to direct the final shots of this show is the honor of my life.
I will miss this crew considerably.
Spencer Althouse@SpencerAlthouse
this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater
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@MediaBusters6 Congrats on your retardation!
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Forever grateful to Colbert for speaking truth to power
Always unafraid to tell US what was happening for over 20 yrs
Never beholden to Trump, GOP, CBS thugs, or billionaires only to We the People
On or off air, his voice will never be silenced
We must all follow his example
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this guy?
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@stephen_housman @4HumanUnity @CBS @StephenAtHome Plenty of good comedy on Gutfeld. Good comedians regularly. Colbert should go on the view, they may need a new lady since Joy is like 90 now. ( and not funny either).
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@bps1313 @4HumanUnity @CBS @StephenAtHome Maybe FOX should pick him up then. They don’t have any good comedians.
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.@CBS After watching .@StephenAtHome’s final show tonight, I’m done with CBS. I won’t be watching your network again.
Thank you, Stephen Colbert, for years of service and for bringing truth into our homes. You’ll always be a powerful voice.
Kamala Harris@KamalaHarris
Stephen Colbert has a talent for making people laugh and encouraging them to stay curious, stay engaged, and stay hopeful about the world around them. @StephenAtHome: Thank you for your voice, your creativity, and so many memorable conversations over the years. Cheers to you.
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I hope his first guest on his new show is Thomas Massie and they Read the Epstein Files for the First Hour.
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@JamesTate121 Colbert’s name would be read.
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@USATODAY Replace the word cap with crap- now you have an honest story.
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The final episode of Stephen Colbert's "The Late Show" is one more feather in the comedian's cap. It's not his final act. usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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