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@OneturtleThat wbk that… they knew better than to cast her for WaW bc she ends Tony with ease

@bpufx She wins any new era season, and beats Russell in 101/100 scenarios they play together

Might I suggest you don’t fuck with my sis

genevieve back on survivor 50

does this actually work?? why do teachers do this 😭

when I feel like killing myself I just rewatch pitch perfect 3. there’s something about a bunch of girls singing britney spears on a yacht that really heals the soul

this is how college feels every day

they should’ve slammed the door in her fucking face

at what point did we all collectively stop using 💀and start using 😭

@AriGloverBee I’m dead 😭 baby all four of them are Parvati Shallow

@bpufx I don't wanna sound racist but white women look like often 😭

mind you this is the real mount rushmore

@AriGloverBee No, 1. Is an Australian player 2. Is the black widow 3. Is Parvati Shallow 4. Is the runner-up in HvV

@bpufx Is this the same woman 4 times?

@optisues this alone should’ve won her the election

kamala harris and her sister maya really made history in just 30 seconds with this video 😭

@steview0nders_ I think Shambo is a female

Hottest man to ever play Survivor and it’s not even close

@formerlynatalie voting right now because this is sick and twisted

oh that’s not-

remembering the time in 7th grade when it was rumored the history and math teacher were hooking up and when we came back from the covid lockdown they were married and she was pregnant

Who would you vote for if you were on the jury in each season of #survivor part two!! S21 - S30 (a thread 🧵) #Survivor #Survivor50

@snobalt4 @tivmind fair

@bpufx @tivmind 2 parvs 2 sandras methinks, 1 for each win

Who would you vote for if you were on the jury in each season of #survivor part two!! S11 - S20 (a thread 🧵) #Survivor #Survivor50

The ugly cast members keep targeting the pretty girls and everyone is letting it happen #Survivor50

Me *frantically walking around to every other tribe member on Survivor*: If you vote me out tonight I'm going to kill you in real life. Don't make me do this. Please don't make me do this.