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@Amzng_Peter @awakebtdreaming

Eu com 45 anos observando meu filho de 10 anos pedir a pizza pra gente porque tenho ansiedade social

quando vc gasta tanto que fica com medo de entrar no aplicativo do banco

@RicardoNauts @opardo_le

Quando Crimson Desert tava sob embargo, o Lucas ficou me perguntando se eu tava gostando ou não do jogo. Daí eu fui lá e fiz esse vídeo pra ele, que agora eu posso compartilhar com vcs

🚨Comentaristas japoneses comentam sobre a possível ida de Neymar à Copa!📰

@SynthPotato @opardo_le vou ter q ta voltando a jogar

Starfield is getting a massive new overhaul update on April 7th, alongside a PS5 release and a new expansion "Terran Armada" - FREE LANES: A massive new update, with its main feature being that you can now travel between planets in space with no loading screens - Going into hyper drive no longer takes you into a loading screen, instead you can get up and explore your ship, talking to crew members while you travel - There are new POIs on planet surfaces so exploration is no longer as repetitive as before on the randomly generated planets - There are a new set of encounters that interrupt your space flight, making the act of travel actually interesting now - TERRAN ARMADA EXPANSION: A new faction that you have to face, mainly robots and there is a new companion which is also a robot named Delta. The new weapons are more like modern guns rather than futuristic stuff - Terran Armada incursions: These seem to be new radiant quests to take on enemy outposts - X-Tech is a new material that allows you to upgrade your weapons further, with a ton of new weapon perks alongside it - There are new skins for weapons as well - New player home: A mansion carved out of an asteroid, seems to be the most expensive house in the game - New ship modules that enhance the ship, including a stealth drive that makes your ship invisible. - New ship optimization module that optimizes specific ship systems, as well as a ton of new ship upgrades - New modules for the home building system that are already furnished, such as cabins that you can also further customize - A shared container that acts as one storage box between all your different settlements - New action figure collectibles that give you passive bonuses, pretty much the same as the vault boy collectibles from Fallout - You can now get pets in your settlements and there's a new little robot companion, Muria is also now a companion. - New Game+ now allows you to keep your items on a replay when you finish the main story through crafting a new container with quantam essence and allows you to put any item you wanna keep in it - You can now upgrade all Starborn powers through new levels using the new Quantam Essence item, which can be gained by taking out Starborn enemies - New location: Anchor Point star station, where you'll find many new quests - New vehicle "Moon jumper", it can boost upwards and basically fly - Enemies have new traits and they are "smarter" now, more challenging. Starfield is coming to PS5 + Terran Armada and the update all on April 7th for all platforms.

Eu, no dia 1º de janeiro: "2026 é o meu ano" Eu na segunda-feira, 16 de março de 2026:

Curioso como todo es malo, menos trabajar

11:30... 3 de março. Entrando na cidade de Campo Grande para resolver o mistério do "Maníaco das Torneiras".

Nah. Fuck lsraeI…

NEVER

o motorista do ônibus mudou a rota duas vezes e tá todo mundo se olhando assim

preciso encontrar um hobbie que não envolva aproximar o meu cartão de crédito de uma maquininha

Um homem com anticorpos raros capazes de tratar a doença de Rhesus doou seu plasma semanalmente durante 60 anos, salvando assim 2,4 milhões de bebês.

o satanás lutando com tudo que tem pra tirar duas crianças de perto do pedófilo

@opardo_le @BagrescoreBr Deu green na ilha pai

@BagrescoreBr @br4g_a slc o paquebet tá on fire

Lucas Paquetá na volta ao Flamengo: ⚔️2 jogos (1 titular) ⚽️0 participações em gol 🟨 1 cartão amarelo ❌ 1 grande chance perdida 🛠️ 6 faltas 💰130% de crescimento do PIB da Ilha de Paquetá (!!!!) 💯Nota Bagrescore 6.77 Um grande economista 👏

January: “New year, new me!” February:

“fuck work” goes to work

MORE than three million pages from the Epstein files are now public. Cannibalism. Rape. Murder. Pedophilia. Not a single arrest. Not a single investigation. Z.E.R.O

esse ano eu finalmente vou mudar de vida dia 1 de fevereiro:

terminamos 2025 sendo campeões começamos 2026 sendo campeões ser corinthians é maneiro DEMAIS