Dark Braden

How do I turn off the Texas Tech to Dallas pipeline

@_priscillz Good work Priscilla

@ubiquit_ass People are saying it’s canes time

“The DEMOCRATS have dropped Joe Biden but make no mistake - Kamala is even MORE RADICAL” Alright great that’s exactly what I have been hoping for all along, thanks!

Paris Geller 2024

@_redheadmermaid “It’s not illegal when president’s do it” - Nixon “…write that down, write that down!” - SCOTUS

History has clowned on him for claiming presidents have immunity only for the SCOTUS to be like “no wait yeah” 30 years after he died

Richard Nixon looking up from his grave rn like:

Great News for people who are happy whenever I am personally excited about something!

I was complaining about how hot it was in Lubbock, so EARLY in the summer. And Google is straight up making me cry:

I cannot believe they pay me to wreck ‘em every day

I love working on the TTU campus 🙂‍↕️

@ubiquit_ass @iminamtg Truly an answered prayer

@ubiquit_ass Feel better soon!

@ktewoj Now THIS is your most cancellable take

My most toxic American trait is that I fuckin love lil practical size suvs

@_redheadmermaid Lmao i was thinking the same thing

Wait but when Britney Griner had a little bit of weed in her bag it was “she should’ve followed the law of the land”? Interesting

Why is my toddler crying? His hotwheels aren’t the right temperature

@ktewoj Love the Casio

The “so back” meter is smoking and shaking like it’s about to max out and explode

@ktewoj It turns out “you will eat a muffin and like it” was my CIA sleeper agent unlock code

@bradenjc It was a foundational text

Do y’all remember the muffin man youtube video from like 2004? He had a bunch of weird muffin flavors and one was asbestos and he said “I’m making these muffins asbestos I can” and it lodged itself in my young brain

I don’t think I’m the first one to say this, but I think Texas really started to decline once we started using this very boring license plate

@livgar34 I did it Olivia and I must admit that It’s Fine