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@Tesla_Optimus @Tesla_Optimus @elonmusk are you accepting preorders? Just DM me if you want to keep it on the down low. lol

Optimus will be the biggest product ever made. A general-purpose humanoid robot that can do useful work at scale will change the economics of labor & manufacturing. Goal is to get Optimus to high-volume production as fast as possible. If you’re great at AI, engineering, or manufacturing & want to build this, join us! → tesla.com/careers/search…

@chamath @chamath now factor in how much CA gets in federal entitlement programs and compare them to the rest of the country. Everyone better be sitting down when they see that comparison.

California is a bunch of elected grifters appointing their friends to NGOs who also grift while trying to distract people by calling anyone who works hard a grifter or an evil billionaire so they can tax and steal everything without being caught. This state is a fucking joke.

@chamath @elonmusk

@elonmusk Thank you for buying twitter. We would have been totally fucked had you not.

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@elonmusk And here I thought dysentery was bad…WOOF 🥴

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@elonmusk @SpaceX @NASA And your accomplishments will be 50X of what NASA will achieve because, well, bureaucracy and inefficiency

Perhaps an interesting milestone: @SpaceX commercial revenue from space will exceed the entire budget of @NASA next year. SpaceX revenue this year will be ~$15.5B, of which NASA is ~$1.1B.

@MorganWallen Is it the lead singer from Rascal Flatts? lol

Indeed sir

@elonmusk A “GFY” response would have slapped harder. lol

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@elonmusk @grok @grok provided me with an incorrect date for Easter 2025 earlier today. x.com/i/grok/share/R…

Just @Grok it

@elonmusk @NikkiStanzione Would be legendary if it was a clip-on.

@NikkiStanzione The President was kind enough to lend me a tie 😂

Elon in a suit and tie looking great!!! Nicely done @elonmusk 👏🏼 Now they can’t say anything. Lol.

@Jillie_Alexis Agree to agree on this

I’ve never seen a better SOTU speech.

@elonmusk Grok-3 or nah? Amazing photo!

@TiffanyFong_ @KarateCombat As long as it wasn’t OFF of the floor, you’re golden

i ate a hot dog on the floor 🤙

@kanyewest I can be more important to you if you unblock me lol

so trump said you have to pay 5M dollars for your gold card, if you want to come to america. I am offering a 1M dollar discount if you wanna get married.

@ScottPresler @ScottPresler don’t forget about the WI Supreme Court election. It will have a drastic impact whichever way it goes!

BREAKING NEWS: Republicans are 89,519 active voters away from flipping Pennsylvania 🟦🔜🟥. This is a big deal.

@BasedMikeLee B

If Congress abolished TSA and airlines assumed responsibility for screening their own passengers, would that make air travel: (A) more safe (B) less safe or (C) neither safer nor less safe

@elonmusk @bobgourley @Jason @Jason do you think some of the trolls will come to Bingo with me on Wednesday? I want to blow on their hair for good luck. BINGO!

@bobgourley @Jason 😂

Ugh… there doesn’t seem to be a way for me to unsubscribe the trolls who are now donating $3 a month just to troll me 😂😂😂

@elonmusk @alx Of course you are standing with them…they’re way too big to sit down with.

@alx 😂

Legacy media is now about to mount a campaign to attempt to get “Big Balls” fired from DOGE. Do not let them get a win. I stand with Big Balls.

I hope countries keep refusing to take back illegal immigrants, it’s been really fun to watch Trump cripple them into submission.