Bradlebees

2022, where to even begin with you. You have been one of the most eventful years of my life. With highs of going back to work and lows of having my left lung being held together by staples after having yet another set of tumors removed. I’ve learned to make the most of every

@MikaRBW Ahhhhh! I was reloading my gun last night in duos and got slid on and stabbed, and was like… wtf 😂 Wonder if ppl are gonna push like that in ranked

@bradlebees There's Arachne upgrades and implants that boost it,

Why tf can you two hit knife a full purple shield this is ridiculous

@AshleyyLoveeMFC Hell yeah!! You and Karli should stream together sometime during social 😏

We’re going to Vegas!! Thank you guys so much!!🥰

@PaulTassi Trials of CryoCetei!!

wait Ranked AND Cryo are weekend only? That seems...not great

@jdpickell Just pick the correct half of the stadium to sit in and it’ll be the best Saturday you’ll ever experience. Pick the wrong side and all you get is an expensive Texas sunburn. 😭🙃

Red River

@davidpollack47 @bucees I love going into a Buc-ee’s at 2am or later for that exact reason. It feels like being a kid in a candy store 😂. Day time or rush hour though, it’s pure mayhem in there.

Too say I was overwhelmed, would be an understatement. Walking into a @bucees in Texas about made my head explode. 🤯

@CrusaderTwitch I can talk in prox chat, but people can’t hear me. When I turn my prox chat off I can hear other people using it though 🙃

Still can't get over how so many people were BEGGING for Prox Chat in Marathon and it's barely utilized

@alabamacbb Too bad OU lost 9 in a row 😭. Hope they win it all in Vegas! That would be doooope

Oklahoma is 10x better than SMU

Dire Marsh is way sweatier than Outpost. Ain’t even close!

@playmatejaylene It tastes disgusting. It’s crazy how so many people have brainwashed themselves into thinking it tastes good. I’m almost 7 years sober and haven’t looked back 🙌🏼

quit alcohol for long enough and you realize how pointless it actually is

@BreannaMorello There’s plenty of cis male/females downtown 😂. The gays rule 4th street. You acting like your husband/bf doesn’t want to secretly suck their dicks 😅

I’m convinced everyone in downtown Austin is trans, gay, or a lesbian. Have we tried testing the tap water?!

@LUCKYY10P Because viewer count is everything. 🙃

Ninja explains why he’s choosing not to stream Marathon over ARC Raiders.

@TheChowderhead I’ve been apart of an Outlost lobby as a rook with 6 or 7 other rooks looting all the dead bodies by the elevator to pinwheel just to get annihilated by the one remaking team up top. I wonder what algorithm is for rooks to players on outpost 🤣

so. uh. it turns out that if you kill all the players on outpost fast enough, the game loads in as many rooks as it can. please do not ask me how i know this, my stabbing arm is so sore

I’m cancer free.

@JakeSucky Nahhhh, the worst is when the rooks turn on each other on final extract… or a team is camping final and slaughters all the rooks… 🙃

We've all had teammates like Shroud's in Marathon😭

@odedanilo Yeah, I’ve lived totally by myself no pet included since 2015.

Have you ever actually lived ALONE? No kids. No roommates. No boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse. No pets. Just you??

@OlManMakowski Nahhhhh, trials infinitely more sweaty than 95% of the Marathon lobbies I’ve been in.

Marathon is basically Trials of Osiris but you can load in at 2am on a Wednesday. (and the loot is better)

@churrascooooo That’s not even enough to compensate for the change in cost of living. 🙃

got the highest rating possible on my performance review and was rewarded with a 3% raise 🤡

@chelsssseeeea How the ? Is my fav achievement. I got mine on Terminal by shooting a claymore through the plane and killing someone. Also, I got sitrep pro 6, I shot more 750 pieces of equipment. MW2 titles were the best!

Some of these achievements should instantly get you hired by any company you apply to.

@beyoumf Marathon!!!

starts with M and we all love it ?