Brad yo dad

@brockpierson Right side were the kids with broke lazy parents. Sega kids were straight up hated by their parents.

What type of person were you?

@deltaozzimo That's what you fucking get for living in California 🤣

This price for ground beef is outrageous.

@dulcemgo It's a inner city chimp school so fuckem

what grown ass ppl are getting these kids vapes wtf???

@wczrxq Pop them all and then wash them down with every chemical under the kitchen sink and above the clothes washer.

just convinced my mom to drive me 35 mins to get a $20 front from the .5 guy.

@Dan16676935420 Saying your wife pegs you without saying your wife pegs you.

Still playing video games after your 25 is a red flag 🚩

@Lxrdure Put that shit in my city and I'll have it up on ebay for $500 in an hour. Those mfs will buy anything.

tu mets ça en france tu retrouves la plaque sur ebay le soir même

@ImliterallyETH That man is a hero 🤣

Hung out at target for a few hours just to have this pic sent to me 20 mins after I left Guess I can’t catch em all

@cgallaty You could just nigger rig it but no you'd rather just cry about it on the internet

Steve Jobs: How can we borrow a standard, but lock others out from using our stuff? Apple Engineer: Hold my venti frappuccino...

@DannypTCG All I see is a bitch boy getting his photo taken by an even bigger bitch boy so the rest of the bitch boys can cry on X.

This is what new Pokemon vendor's tables look like. "I decided to start getting into vending after I hit some Target and Walmart restocks. I had no interest in the Pokemon hobby until this year. Idk why, but it just came to me that I should sell Pokemon. So here I am."

@morgansakuevell That bottle has definitely been inside someone

mano... jogaram um tubo de cocaína no meu quintal🤨

@sskylarosee @juicenotthekid_

@bradyodad @juicenotthekid_ Just hating women for no reason. Crazy

weed you get from a girl is 10x stronger and tastes like roses

@RallyxPoint @juicenotthekid_ Who said anything about dating? Just say you've never talked to a woman bro.

@bradyodad @juicenotthekid_ Sounds like you date some real winners with that description.

@AgentShagwell Sleep token in town?

Sometimes u drunk pee at Carnegie Hall

@FoxNews Mf is talking about gas is too high. No it's the child support you're paying out to your 3 baby mamas and the weed you're smoking 24/7 that's too high 🤣💀 I love half way across the country and I've never met a Hightower that was worth a fuck

A Georgia handyman swapped his car for a pink Barbie toy car to beat rising gas prices. Mali Hightower pulled a broken Power Wheels Dream Camper out of the trash and installed a small gas engine from a power washer to give him an alternative to speed around town in instead of his usual mode of transportation. His 1996 Mercedes-Benz convertible typically costs about $90 to fill. The tiny pink vehicle tops out around 35 mph and is now turning heads everywhere he goes as Americans search for cheaper ways to get around.

@evilclothmother Fucking Canada.

@HighAngel A well adjusted grown adult.

Which are you?

@Mappy6984 She's 100% screaming and cussing at them kids sun up to sun down while stoned out of her fucking mind.

He's 100% working overtime to avoid coming home. Trust me been there done that

@de3dsoul All that and you don't have central heat and air 🤦‍♂️ child

@Anaya_sharma876 Couldn't imagine spouting off that I'm broke so confidently

My aunt gifted me this $100 steam gift card but she doesn't know im a pirate 😭😭