GSV(e) A Suffusion Of Diggity

Welp this platform has officially cacked it. Anybody still working for X/Twitter in 2026 will have to answer for why they thought it was a good idea to work at the kiddy p*rn factory.

@GIcee216 @darrenrovell The font on the countdown made the 6 look a bit like a 4 this year. My wife and I were joking about it all night

@darrenrovell This video is 2 years old, wouldn’t this be outdated?

When the house you are over realizes that their cord cutting has compromised your timing. We said “Happy New Year” at 12:01:26.

@kiiroi_jacket Treatlerites, in other words

@kiiroi_jacket Same attitude as the people who get outraged about a private taxi for their burrito costing twenty bucks So much has been done to make stuff available for you, you really refuse to put in the last mile of effort or pay somebody to do it for you? Then you get no burrito lol

if you cant figure out how to download something off of github you simply dont deserve to use that piece of software

@Nishi_199 @kiiroi_jacket It's not supposed to be "easy", it's just supposed to be complex enough to make sure that idiots don't shoot themselves in the foot and blame the developer for handing them a loaded gun

@kiiroi_jacket If I just wanna do something like downloading a video from YT, I'm not downloading python, docker and whatever else million dependencies for that If it's "so easy" to compile something from github, why so little people compile it and give you a working exe instead?

@_SatanWatch This would have been right after Eternal September started, so plenty of Americans would have become recently familiar with the concept of somebody online screaming at them for usenetting badly

It still amazes me that the concept of the Reddit mod or 'soyjak' was already recognizable enough to feature in an Animaniacs episode in 1995. Barely anyone was online in 1990 but within five years it was a fully-formed archetype (and a clear break from the 1980s nerd archetype).

@byebyescaling p-ADICLE ✅ 4/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟩 Took me a few plays to wrap my head around it!

@HadaWillia91578 @SandyofCthulhu "This right here is an organic machine that converts agricultural byproducts into edible protein. We call it a 'Tribble'."

@SandyofCthulhu Hahahaha thats awesome. Although.... if they were edible, and if they could process organic matter inedible by most of the fictional sentients in ST...... farming them for food in a storyline wouldnt the worst idea 😅

I helped organize, write, and run a science fiction LARP in which we secretly placed tribbles all over the hotel (where we held it). One player’s character had to go around and harvest the tribbles (among other things) to make food. We refused to serve (real) food to the players unless we’d been provided with various “ingredients” by the players. All the food, though it was just hotel buffet slop, was labeled with science fiction names, like serpent worms, Melange, Tribbles had other effects- like if one was visible when a Klingon was in combat, the Klingon’s battle power dropped to 1. So the Klingons tried to get rid of the tribbles while the restaurant “owner” tried to harvest them, and anti-Klingons tried to collect them. A high point of the LARP was when the other players found out the tribbles were being harvested for food and one ran screaming down the hall “Soylent Green is tribbles!!” Did this back in about 1992.

@stolinski We've come full circle to just writing html

Please do this instead if you want to render a button as a link. <a href="/contact" class="button">Contact</button>

IMAGINE WATCHING A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL BY TWO AMERICAN ICONS WHO ARE CHILDREN OF IMMIGRANTS, AND STILL FINDING A WAY TO BE ADOLF DRACULA ABOUT IT.

Sinatra would've kicked your ass, you bald bitch.

@Script_Samurai you can really see the bush that they had to airbrush out in this shot

“Androgyny”

@St1ka This is literally Hades

@stavridisj Do you know the way to San Jose? Millions of people do, so why not you or the AI you used to generate these grossly incorrect maps

@LeahLibresco I mean, who's going to know? Maybe it just happened to fall overboard and you just happened to have to stop in another port for provisions before you returned to the US...

When you seize a Spanish ship full of gold, you get to keep the gold and the ship. When you seize a small boat transporting cocaine, I assume they don’t let you sell the coke at market value.

@asmah2107 Take it down and when the bot operator complains offer to sell him the code for enough money to retire to become a goat herder in the Hebrides

Your API is being abused by bots. A simple rate limit blocks legitimate users. Fraudsters are adapting, using distributed IPs. Havoc 🤯 How do you fix this ?

@i2cjak Honey is famously antibacterial but can *preserve* spores which infant digestive/immune systems aren't yet prepared to handle.

infants can’t have honey??? What the fuck?

@nalinrajput23 Anything but the last one

Which one do you prefer ? - userID - user_ID - UserID - userId - user-id

@tomieinlove Stanky bean would be a good color for a bathroom

To give you an idea of how far AI has advanced, this is when an early neural network tried to come up with new names for colors:

@Rainwontmiss Hot spiced cider

I dare you to mention a 10/10 non alcoholic drink