Nick Lamb

@FootballCliches Thoughts on the simultaneous release of @screenrotpod with @jimmy_macintosh ? Dead Pubs must be in the red zone

Tomorrow.

@JustinRose99 @BMWPGA @DPWorldTour LFG Rosey

Productive day at the office…

@Ankaman616 It’s also far better for any children who want to watch the big games, no need for them to be on past a reasonable bed time

I suppose an earlier kick off time does help with transport in and out of the stadium and reduces the need to hot foot it back to hotels in the dead of night. Perhaps believing that the way things used to be is better is the problem.

@Sanny_Rudra @bushontheradio Haha ‘can play football’?!

@bushontheradio Wait, if I’m wearing clear glasses, defo not in my mid 20s but may mention xG in a feature on Birmingham City and I’m simultaneously watching the EFL trophy, UCL on second and third screens, never said ‘limbs’ and can play football… where the hell do I stand?! 😂

We are witnessing the dawn of a new kind of football twat Late 20s, writes for online sport bore mag, shits out provocative tweets to get traction, mentions xG, wears those clear glasses, uses the word 'limbs', commends arseholery as good banter, and cannot actually play football

@GironaFC_Engl This is a straight up Turkish Super Liga XI @FootballCliches

𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄-𝐔𝐏! ❤️🤍 #GIRLIV #UCL

@FootballCliches I’ve sent a DM, certainly niche correspondence 💪

We're recording 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 on Monday and ready for your niche correspondence – on the language of football, the Champions League final, Euro 2024 or beyond – for the Adjudication Panel. Get in touch!

@jakhazza @premierleague @FootballAssoc Maybe so but there is prize money for progressing (120k at the 5th round) plus another fixture/tv money may outweigh 25k attendance on a midweek night at short notice. I think a better fix would be let the lower league team chose if the game is home or away

@brandLamb @premierleague @FootballAssoc Yes but you miss the point. It’s not about progressing entirely. It’s about the finance too. c.40% of the gate receipts go to the club. 40% of a semi full old Trafford, Wembley or St James’ Park ensure Rochdale survive for 12-18 months.

So narrow minded from the @premierleague and the @FootballAssoc Our game is being stolen by the rich….

@jakhazza @premierleague @FootballAssoc When Dale played against Newcastle or Spurs they got draws and may have won in ET/penalties at home but got battered in both replays

@OfficialFPL Guys you misspelled Gabriel

Goal - own goal (BOTMAN) Assist - None Arsenal 1-0 Newcastle (18 mins) #FPL #ARSNEW

@ketaminedrams @FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Whilst gilmour is younger they are actually from the same school year

@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Dismissing Oliver Skipp as too young for the team to eventually pick the younger Billy Gilmour. Baffling logic. Don't mind the decision don't care for the process there.

THE 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 PODCAST 🔊 Sandwiches with Chris Wilder 🔊 A commentary titan on Silent Witness 🔊 "The ol' teapot finish" 🔊 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐝-𝐏𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐗𝐈: A voyage to the exact centre of top-flight talent @CDEccleshare @D_C_W

@OfficialFPL Guys @BenJo_CF is desperate here please update on solanke points

Fantasy Premier League would like to join everyone in sending our best wishes to Tom Lockyer, his family, friends & colleagues.

@robbiemorgz Richard Wright

00's number 2 goalkeepers - go. For a vid.

@CrossoverGridFC League champion would be good

Any suggestions for the grid tomorrow? Any new categories people want added or old ones we can bring back?

@CrossoverGridFC @death_by_futbol @BRUSHY87 No I’m pretty sure it was working first time round 🙏😎

Day 127 Pt. 2 Crossover Grid FC⚽️🔥 Sorry to @death_by_futbol @BRUSHY87 for axing their categories. We had a crash in our DB and CL & EL categories are returning incorrect values. Apologies to everyone. Accurate data is our #1 concern. CrossoverGrid.com/soccer Quote Tweet or reply with your score! 🏆 #soccer #futbol

@FootballCliches @sidlowe Ivan de la Peña- always looked like the best player on the pitch but never actually achieved anything of note

Recording 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 and we want your fully-justified picks for the 𝑷𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑳𝒂 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒂 𝑿𝑰 — a team of players inextricably linked with being co-commentated on by Gerry Armstrong, being shouted at by a manager in bad jeans & granted 800 words by @sidlowe

@richardajkeys Got to be enough alone for a podcast here @FootballCliches . It’s ChatGPKeys

PGMOL is now in crisis richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog…

@RyderCupEurope Excited for the beer tent lads @BenJo_CF @danmjb

Moli, Moli Moli, Moli Moli, Moli MOLINARI 🕺

@OhhMar24 Man’s out here with the Liverpool shorts as me @danmjb

21 years is so crazy when you really sit and think about it. Someone born in 2003 took their first breath when Bron first entered the league. They are now probably graduated from college or a senior in college... LeBron THROUGH their whole life dominated and is still in the league averaging 29/8/7.

Post a gif of someone who is in your Free Hit team and isn't in many others. If you're a boring template twat with zero differentials and think the chip should be used like you're an opening test batsman... just post a gif of a cat or something.