Brandon

@timandfriends You just know that dude is going home to his wife and when he opens the door, all he hears is "What the fuck, Steven!"

@BaseballWRLD_ I'm sorry, is .125 a typo?

OPS of every player in this lineup: .642, .581, .665, .560, .796, .540, .125, .661, .535 There is no excuse for a team with a payroll this high to trot out a lineup this terrible

I heard doordash was stealing tips from their drivers so out of curiosity, I asked the woman who dropped off my tacos how much it's showing that I tipped her; she said $5. I showed her my phone where I tipped $20 (bc the taco place was busy and she waited for my order). 😐

@UmpScorecards Best game of the year?? That ball was hardly a ball and that strike was almost a strike.

Umpire: Edwin Moscoso Final: Rockies 0, Phillies 6 #Rockies // #RingTheBell #COLvsPHI // #PHIvsCOL More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

@JohnnyGiunta_ OR Send down Lukes (he has 1 option left) Keep the guy who had 22HR & 75 RBI last year Keep Eloy

Send down Sosa keep Eloy

@AveryChenier Brendon looks a little different than his Google search result

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@TarynNHatcher When Bettman is in attendance, anytime anyone touches Crosby.

So what even IS a penalty these days, eh?

@AGretz Ville Leino

Let's remember some Buffalo Sabres. Maxim Afinogenov

@billmeltzer Washington and Columbus play eachother in their final game.

Islanders were eliminated today. The Blue Jackets lost 3-2 in regulation to Boston. Magic number to eliminate Columbus is 1. Magic number to eliminate Washington is 2. Five different ways to do it: 1) Flyers win tomorrow vs. Carolina OR 2) Flyers win on Tuesday vs. Montreal OR 3) Flyers get two OT/SO losses OR 4) One regulation, one shootout loss but Caps and Columbus lose their final game by any means OR 5) Flyers lose both in regulation but Washington loses its final game in regulation and Columbus loses its final game by any means. Obviously No. 1 is preferable. Get it over with.

@hell_line0 I'm so sorry that this never happened to you, Maryam (someone who talks about Trump in South Asia, posts random fake stories and posts on AVERAGE 200 times a day for 3 years).

I saw a video bout how women compliment absolutely anything they like about other women and girls,, but yet men rarely get compliments from anyone, and isn't that so sad. The next day, i told a man in station that i thought his dressing looked really cool an, and suddenly he followed me for the next 30 minutes until i approached a cop in the street . Fastest reminder ever of why we don't do this

@hockeystatcards You sure that shouldn't say -3.5 for Jarry?

NHL Game Score Impact Card for Edmonton Oilers on 2026-04-07:

@JohnnyGiunta_ Bieber?

daunte culpepper after throwing the craziest 70-yard dart to randy moss.

Said it before, but I think it bears repeating: I believe George 'The Violent Gentleman' Parros has integrity. I don't buy into the notion that he or anyone else at the NHL favours any teams or has it in for any others. I simply believe he's just very, very bad at his job.

Nah man, Zary could've legit been paralyzed. Enough is enough. This is ridiculous. This was 20 games. Absolute insanity.

THAT WAS SO FUCKING LOW WTF

@YankeeWRLD 8-10

How many future Hall of Famers are in these starting lineups?

@YankeeWRLD 1. Ohtani 2. Witt 3. Skenes 4. Judge 5. Soto

Bobby Witt Jr. would go #1 in a re-draft and I’m not sure it’s that close.

pretty lonely afternoon for the guy who runs the NHL's trade phone line

@zjlaing We just got a Douglas mattress and we love it if you like medium firm mattresses. 4 of our friends have one too and they all love theirs.

your boy is in the mattress market. anyone have suggestions? or any brands wanna hook me up? 👀 i had a bloom before but it ended up with massive rips in it which is obviously not great.