Ron Mexico

@stoolpresidente @VivaLaStool @sixers Whenever his team loses he happens to have missed most of the game

I am so sick of all these delusional @sixers fans acting like they aren’t a bum franchise. It’s round 1 of the playoffs guys. You beat a bad Celtics team. Relax. If the Sixers win the title I’ll get a Sixers neck tattoo.

@yankeedraft #2 I think me and Sabrina would really get along. Then I would have sex with her

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

@D99mybaby @libsoftiktok @BarackObama Sorry but you’re número uno on my list now pal

@brandonamo4 @libsoftiktok @BarackObama Just don't kill me commie, that's all l ask for. So you murderous far left psychopaths don't start killing people again like it's 1950s Eastern Europe.

Although we don’t yet have the details about the motives behind last night's shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner, it’s incumbent upon all us to reject the idea that violence has any place in our democracy. It’s also a sobering reminder of the courage and sacrifice that U.S. Secret Service Agents show every day. I’m grateful to them – and thankful that the agent who was shot is going to be okay.

@Zingzingzingba4 @ecgarcia5302 @babytron_szn @MySportsUpdate Beaner? I hardly know ‘er!

@brandonamo4 @ecgarcia5302 @babytron_szn @MySportsUpdate I don’t recall talking to bеaner

#Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza says if Indiana’s White House visit on May 11 coincides with a day of practice, he won’t be able to go: “I’m at the bottom of the totem pole here. I gotta prove myself. I can’t miss practice. … As a rookie, I don’t think that’s a good look.”

@KevlarKev8t5 @BernieSanders @peggyflanagan If socialism doesn’t work on a basketball court, what makes people think it’ll work in real life???

@BernieSanders @peggyflanagan Any points you score must be shared amongst every other person on the court. That’s regardless of their impact on you scoring. See Bernie socialism doesn’t even work in sports.

Warming up in a local Minnesota park for the rally with @peggyflanagan.

@BernieSanders @peggyflanagan “FROM DOWNTOWN…BANGGGG”

@luvmyjaide @TysonBarker8 @PolitiBunny Of course! What could be better?

@brandonamo4 @TysonBarker8 @PolitiBunny Says the one who thinks intentionally killing innocents with malice aforethought and legal immunity makes a country good?

The number of leftist men attacking me because I believe women need to be very careful of the abortion pill says a lot ... 1 in 10 women has a nasty side effect. Dozens of women have died. Democrats want women to think it's like taking aspirin; it's not. Women should be under the literal and actual care of a physician when taking that pill.

@Xavedread1 @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica

@HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica E sti cazzi porcodio, viva l’aborto, perché tua madre faceva meglio ad abortirti visto che sei uscito così mongoloide figlio di troia

I ABORTED IT!!! 🎉🥳

@SilenceSha67194 @Owjo2007 @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica You’re right about the church not being what it used to be. Priests used to be able to molest boys without a problem but now they can’t 😔

@Owjo2007 @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Kim jesteś by to stwierdzić. Kościół nie jest tym czym był kiedyś. Zresztą to nie była obraza tylko stwierdzenie faktu. To samo środowisko które mówi o tym że człowiek nie jest człowiekiem ze względu na jego rozwój jest zdania że są ponad 2 płcie i można je dowolnie zmieniać.

@Gawain90 @Dr4gon4pple @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica True. Technically jerking off kills millions of living human beings every time. That’s why I abstain from all busting

@Dr4gon4pple @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Any cell regardless of what stage is alive, that includes a day old zygote. Scientific consensus is that a zygote is a living human being.

@HertaNumber1fan @Vex_Vesper @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica He’s obviously jealous that he doesn’t get to have abortions himself. If only the roles were reversed…

@Vex_Vesper @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica You're literally the one crying because I said women deserve the right to abortions??? 😹😹😹😹

@HertaNumber1fan @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Exactly. I just had 3 abortions last week and I went out and celebrated after all of them! 🥳💫🥂🎈🎉🎊

@HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Women have the right to have and celebrate abortions whether you like it or not. Cry about it

@PGHBY_ @Ads__pb @PLPercussionist @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Yes how interesting - that’s a word in the English language

@Ads__pb @PLPercussionist @HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Notice how you said “yet”

@HonkMonk4 @KinaMagica Youre an incel and a pussy

@KinaMagica And yet you publicly celebrate ending what would become a human being in an absolutely distasteful way. It's not that you got an abortion that is distasteful. It is how you treat having had your baby aborted. No class. No grace. Just selfish hedonism without regard for life

@misstaraanne77 @Aidangopats @_4SpecialK_ @MarkShuller @MySportsUpdate I get what you’re saying but I have conservative family members that hate trump. He’s not exactly the face of small government and states’ rights

@Aidangopats @_4SpecialK_ @MarkShuller @MySportsUpdate Actually it has everything to do with it

@_4SpecialK_ @MarkShuller @MySportsUpdate Damn I always thought it was possible to be a Republican that doesn’t gobble Donald trumps nutsack but good to know

@MarkShuller @MySportsUpdate Him and his family are full Republicans. Know your facts before you open your big mouth.

@Boston_Blind @MySportsUpdate This is the exact same video

@MySportsUpdate I heard he’s LGBTQ. He probably just doesn’t like MAGA.

@BasedFusion @AltMarket1 @BenBankas The meme is hilarious but youre retarded

@AltMarket1 @BenBankas They are insufferable....

Triggered girl at comedy show…

@luvmyjaide @TysonBarker8 @PolitiBunny You really should have at least a basic understanding of something before arguing about it. You just make our country look even worse than it already is

@TysonBarker8 @PolitiBunny Lmao, sure cupcake. And I got stoned on the moon with Snoop Dog and Elon Musk last week.