Brandon
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Brandon
@brandonjwarner
I tweet, therefore I am. - Gandhi
wooded area Katılım Mart 2011
100 Takip Edilen41 Takipçiler

And I just became a fvckin #Steelers fan on the spot!!! This is destiny!!! 🏈🙌🙌🏈 @robertyune @brandonjwarner !!!
Pittsburgh Steelers@steelers
We have verbally agreed for Mike McCarthy to become our next head coach.
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@AllisonFruge @Keurig You clearly put some dry ice inside the machine.
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Keurig refuses to acknowledge or replace my coffee maker that was under warranty. It burned my fingers. Burned a hole in my rug and caused my counter top to discolor. I’ve written countless times. To which they’ve ignored. Maybe if @Keurig sees they will honor my warranty.
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@gatoparlante @dunkindonuts Dunkin sells bottles of water in the cooler
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Hai @dunkindonuts. Bought these for a gift. Asked for a bit of water (it's a hot day here in SCL), none of the (likely venezuelans) people in charge were able to provide me.
Not OK. Please do better.

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@kirawontmiss Why do people go apeshit for rotisserie chickens? Same shit at Costco too..it’s like a cult thing for these chickens. People get memberships to buy rotisserie chickens in bulk. Insanity.
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@philliegirl5 What a horrible way to end the season. That guy casually goes after the ball like it was no big deal.
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@philliegirl5 I think Taylor is basically doing her best version of Lana Del Rey. The new album sounds decent, but she changed her whole singing style to mimic her.
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@philliegirl5 I listened to the entire album and honestly, it’s not her best. I’m hoping it grows on me.
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@philliegirl5 That’s a loss, but they can hopefully win either 2 or 3 to keep the series close.
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@philliegirl5 What’s a better matchup for the Phils? Dodgers or Reds?
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@GavinNewsom Gavin hired these “comedy writers” to compose hip tweets for him. Isn’t it hilarious everyone?
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Next he will announce HBO has changed its name to HBO MAX.
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order changing the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
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@SpeakerPelosi I demand answers for your blatant insider trading schemes.
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Tonight, the President ignored the Constitution by unilaterally engaging our military without Congressional authorization.
I join my colleagues in demanding answers from the Administration on this operation which endangers American lives and risks further escalation and dangerous destabilization of the region.
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