b (2.0)

who is b (2.0)? for the blind, He is the vision. for the hungry, He is the chef. for the thirsty, he is the water. if b (2.0) thinks, i agree. if b (2.0) speaks, im listening. if b (2.0) has one fan, it is me. if b (2.0) has no fans, i dont exist.

on the road to the highmarsh forest, a kindly farmer driving a cart picks up drake from walking along the road and asks: where to drake staring far away: just follow your heart…

me: go drake they musnt take you today, the spell on his highness must be broken, i can only delay them for you the door breaks to pieces under the assault of the kings guard’s blades drake looks at the remains of the failed barrier between us and cold steel whispers: me too

@UNCballTalk #totaluncdeath

There’s absolutely 0% chance we lose to VCU, I may throw $5k on UNC ML.

@Free6anz we had our way with you guys

we loss 2 VCU 🤦🏾‍♂️

total unc death

@sgx415 never let doubt cloud your judgement, i drank this guy an hr after i found him

Tempting

turn your oven on right now just for fun #TurnYourOvenOn

i distinctly remember posting something so based on b 1.0 that three people unfollowed me

@n3mophobia it comes w egg wuh

97 year old gooner still faps the old fashioned way

@pineguin1 alleged

@brdnlung Comcast gon drone strike our apartment

Thanks Vegeta

@fore20skin historic monument that was defaced for a nettspend announcement

Ain’t no way, just got on geogussr

the serb and the bosnian would shatter this competition but we arent ready for that conversation yet

not in a toilet just coiled in the middle of my floor cuz im #beastmode

shitting butt booty naked rn door open in my room

homeboys call me a queer cuz of my singleminded love for chasing the sack

@hunter_jame5 literally abt to unleash tomes of arcane power on u 🥀

@brdnlung bro i’m literally gonna hex you

“we make 1 to 1 affordable sweaters” and its 66 for a printed blank like cmon man this makes me so mad imma cast spells on u