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(Drolly Fic Master List 🔪🔥) Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:

KNICKS IN 5 FREE PALESTINE

Congratulations, President Zohran Mamdani #knicksin5

“500 kudos is laughably low” please stop listening to the fandom equivalent of crypto bros. There is a very good reason we don’t listen to them, and it’s because they are stupid. I SHALL DEMONSTRATE:

Donald Trump really fucked up a 16 game win streak Knicks playoff run 😭😭 nah impeach him now 5

MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGEL JEWISH MY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE KNICKS IN FIVEEEEEEEE

timothee rn:

MAMDATE OF HEAVEN

the advice to "write for yourself" is getting bastardized and/or misinterpreted to mean "do not ever express disappointment if a piece you worked hard on does not find its audience," but what it actually means is "only dedicate time & effort to ideas that excite you"

My Mayor Muslim My Bagel Jewish The AO3 TAGS ARE LIVE KNICKS IN FIVE

Wip Fantasy Soup #soap #cod

@chiltonism I'm seeing Grace getting impregnated with pebbles and pinned against the wall by monsterplier on my time line and it's great- idk why people are going at this like it's zero sum or you can't like both. Real freaks ship and let ship. Always have.

Only the realest freaks ship Grocky tbh. It has something to do with creative deadend. People mostly write fanfics for the sex and well people aren't imaginative enough, I guess. They'd need to turn Rocky into a human as a workaround or ship Grace with another human entirely

Some of y'all don't have whimsy in your hearts or something if you don't think this shit like this happening is the COOLEST. These spontaneous community world and story building events are so fucking fun to see blossom and evolve.

I love sub bottom soap, it’s so good and he’s literally made to be a bottom, he LOVES taking it up the ass and this is fact

#ghostsoap 🥸

@Epifauna_ good fucking lord, Fauna (positive 🙏)

He's already knocked up, but Ghost just has to make sure >:) I can't believe I keep forgetting to post this!! Preggers cow Ghost and farmer Soap for @/sultrysunset !!!!!

I don't give a shit about bridgerton but I WILL become insufferable for this season specifically

happiest pride from #korrasami 🌈

i love reading an au fic and you can tell the author is self inserting but only in a Extremely Specific Knowledge way like same career or college au thats 100% in their field, or even little things like tangents about a show or a food lol