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Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes.

Imagine your dad being one of the biggest football players ever and still missing your games, while your mom is SHAKIRA and goes to every single one.

Man avoids “gay stairs” by dry humping a pole and bouncing up and down on it 🤷🏻‍♂️

@LakelandFLSarah @GPAIndiana I came 2 the comments SPECIFICALLY 4 the Diabetes comments since whenever there is a video w/ a SPECK of sugar someone screams "WHAT ABOUT DIABETES?!?!" When if U had ACTUAL Diabetes U would know what 2 do. If U haven't heard of Monk Fruit or Splenda BY NOW, God help you...

@GPAIndiana Now do a version for diabetics.

A friend sent G-MA a video making one of her creamers-turns out her "recipe" made its rounds. She's been doing it for years: one cup brown sugar, one cup water, one cup heavy cream, a tablespoon of her homemade vanilla extract,and a dash of salt. She's the coffee drinker, not me-but nothing store-bought comes close to G-MA's jar. ☕️💛

@Pearlofwissdom @CholleyDoo @GPAIndiana @lucyshow11

@CholleyDoo @GPAIndiana @lucyshow11 Because we're not serial killers.

David Alan Grier reveals his older sister recently passed away while opening up about his healing process after losing an immediate relative as he prepares for his upcoming show at the SFJAZZ Center in San Francisco. (🎥 David Alan Grier/IG)

When you forget to put in the filter

Director John Hughes had originally planned for Molly Ringwald to dance alone, but she felt very self-conscious and insisted that he include the rest of the cast. ⁠ ⁠ This change led to the iconic synchronized dance in the library, which many fans consider the most memorable moment in the entire film. ⁠

I love it when characters have creative powers

OH THIS LITTLE DIVA CLEARED THEM SO BAD LMAOOO ICONIC😭😭😭

Good Morning! Don’t let this corrupt af administration steal your joy, your beauty, your grind, your morals or your peace. Keep shining, keep your head up and keep up the fight. ✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿 #DemsUnited

Before Black people get all excited about the VIBE MAGAZINE, RE-LAUNCH, know who OWNS it. JAY PENSKE, a racist ass media mogul, who will use VIBE to push more of the Black THUG LIFE in Black culture, because the Black youth are waking up to how damaging it was to our culture.

La mejor mamá del mundo.

Sandra Bullock is spot on.

When Martin Lawrence hosted SNL in 1994, he was banned from ever hosting again because he decided to do his raw standup jokes instead of the scripted monologue. It was replaced with a chyron explaining what happened when the episode aired, as you see below. I then spliced in the controversial monologue that only made it to the East Coast feed and was never seen again.

This explains a lot! I will be demanding search prompts.

There is this guy on youtube name GAKHED who films his cats with a 1999 camcorder and in this time of brainrot and toxic internet it's the most calming and soothing thing i've seen. This is what spring felt like as a kid. ❤️