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guys… it’s literally Summer Fling Sunday 😻 literally it’s just a couple months but we do it anyway!!!!!! °❀ •.˚⋆｡𖦹 •:𖤓 happy #SummerFlingSunday °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ on.soundcloud.com/2yUmu822W3W3bg…

your soulmate is posting on x for 7 likes

me at the charli xcx biopic and the rina sawayama sub plot starts

If they ever add screenshot notifications to instagram stories they’re gonna make a Netflix doc about me

Women can be twinks too

girls who touch themselves vs bitches who jerk off

Bush in a latex thong is so chic

i feel like making promotional popcorn buckets weren’t really as popular till that one guy started fucking them

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

huge day for 35 year olds with jack skellington tattoos who don’t play about ice nine kills or ronnie radke

my dick trash as fuck im broke as hell and my ho going

i get so gay off that strawberita

Planning a 3rd date as a 26 year old

"you're so cute" ok skip to the part where u say ur not ready for a relationship and then date the girl u talk to after me

Hello Fine Shyt! Do you fuck with obnoxious women that sweat a lot and are terrible in bed.

i ate the calamari from my friends restaurant and went blind

men are using yearning as the new word for horny