Bret Celeste
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@bretceleste_ @SadBadgerFan Yeah I think the hate is a bit overblown too. He’s a great ballstriker.
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@DCHSportsinvest @SadBadgerFan This one aged well…wins the next week at some goat track called pebble beach and back doors a T7 at Augusta after sitting out for 3 weeks with an injury.
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@bretceleste_ @SadBadgerFan There are 100+ guys you've never heard of that would smoke Collin on a day to day basis.
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@SadBadgerFan More emotional name calling…borderline…feminine? Keep giving moronic takes - the guy ranked 2nd and 3rd on tour in SGA in his “down years”. Go back to trying to break double digits in your hdcp
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@SadBadgerFan Hey man - easy with the pejoratives. You wouldn’t want people to think you’re getting emotional…
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@hutch_golf @SadBadgerFan I’m no Collin Stan either. He just gets way too much flack. My mistake on the rydercup record at WS - he did go undefeated as a rookie and yes partially carried by DJ - but almost certain he was 2nd in SG approach in 2023 and 3rd in 2025. Historical flusher entering his 7th year
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@bretceleste_ @SadBadgerFan I don’t have a dog in this fight, but he didn’t go 5-0 in a Ryder Cup, and it’s a bit disingenuous to bring up ‘21 without mentioning ‘23 and ‘25
For the record:
2021: 3-0-1
2023: 1-3-0
2025: 0-2-1
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@TommyyyGun @SadBadgerFan The guy with 2 majors? And top 10 ball striking numbers his entire career? 🤡
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@MorrisBubba @ryanmouquegolf Thanks for letting us know you’re shit at golf as well as demonstrating how stupid you are in a single tweet.
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@ryanmouquegolf Are you comparing from the same tee boxes, because a scratch golfer playing from the tips will beat a LPGA Tour player playing from the tips all day
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Scratch golfer vs LPGA…
If a scratch golfer broke par during a casual round of golf with their buddies, it would be an amazing round… couple under, you played pretty good
If an LPGA player shot -4 during a casual round with their friends, it would be classified as an average hit out
A professional golfer of any kind (PGAT or LPGA) are shooting -8 when the cameras aren’t rolling and they are laughing with their friends during a social round
Scratch golfers, you have next to no chance beating an LPGA. I say next to no chance because of course, they may have an absolute shocker & you have a career round (highly unlikely though)
And I’ll say this… you think being a scratch golfer means you’re good at golf?
Compared to LPGA, you ain’t nothing. I’m off plus 3 and I’d get smoked by someone on the LPGA tour 99% of the time
Check your ego and leave it at the door. Every head must bow, you’d get smoked by a LPGA player, period
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@TravSargent @jdylanwilson @RiggsBarstool These women would absolutely smoke a 0 handicap from any tees on any course in the world. You’re an idiot.
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@jdylanwilson @RiggsBarstool You know what I was saying you moron. Are they playing the men's tips or are they playing a box that is favorable to them? GTFOH
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I 100% want to do this. I think we start with an LPGA Tour player vs a scratch male golfer who talks shit & thinks he could beat a pro, same tees, & see what happens. I would bet my life on the LPGA pro no matter what tees are played.
GOLF.com@GOLF_com
LPGA pros vs. amateurs 👀 Jenny Shin wants a "haters series" where LPGA golfers take on the amateur men who think they can hang. Who’s saying no to this?
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@desmondatlantic @gopack7777 @GOLF_com @RiggsBarstool Buddy, these girls are so nasty. You could have a 0 handicap play the ladies tees and the LPGA play the tips and they would win in literally any format.
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@desmondatlantic @bmyersIV @GOLF_com @JennyShin_LPGA @RiggsBarstool 🤡 take that is. These girls will smoke them from 5,000 or 8,000 yards 100% of the time.
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@bmyersIV @GOLF_com @JennyShin_LPGA @RiggsBarstool The women are playing on a 6200 yard course right now
Many well over par
Let them tee up on a 7200 yard course vs a male scratch player that plays the tips every week.
It would be fun
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Masters Giveaway!
Nothing crazy, just a couple golf shirts and some hats from the ANGC pro shop.
(I know it’s super late but I’ve been busy 🤷🏻♂️)
Only 1 winner and I’ll be picking today.
I’ll throw in some of my stuff as well like the @Binary_Defense hat and @Titleist prov1X
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