Dylan

@bored2dthNashvL Sleepy went viral for posting offenders in their locker room like 8 months ago…my club has data on all grounds and offenders are talked to and in some occasions privileges are removed.

@jdylanwilson I don’t think there’s any club that does. It’s not really feasible. It’s wishful thinking on my part.

This turned out to be a wildly unpopular idea. Probably cuz the vast majority of you are nowhere close to that threshold. How about we track how long it takes members to play at the privates- if you have more than a couple round times over say 3 hrs 45 mins, no weekend mornings for you.

@Babygravy9 Liberal riding since 2015, they voted for it.

What are we doing, man? Seriously.

@Mateer4Heisman_ @ryzla_hq Hack adjacent

@ryzla_hq 3.6 within the 5 range?

Probably a hot take but we need to have a caste system for making tee time reservations. If you are over a 5 handicap you simply should not be allowed to play Thursday-Sunday.

@BowTied_Golfer The rare opposite. Almost always it’s the 18 cap that claims they hit it like a 5 but can’t chip and putt. They in fact do not hit it like a 5

Overheard at the range: “I hit it like a 10 and putt like a plus 5” Same guy, 30 seconds later “I’ve been battling the full swing yips for 2.5 years” Wish him nothing but the best

@yolo_pinyato @Jden11J @deathmtl2474 Price had one year of sub .900 sv%, it was his last in which he played 5 games

@JBGOOTER Ya we should drop it to 6

At what point are we gonna stop using 18 handicap as a slur

@jasonc_nc The second pic is perfect, “I want everyone else to be as miserable as I am!”

Amazing things happening in the replies.

Yes, after each coffee shop reaches its one year anniversary we all gather and help the owner pick out their yacht. Nothing like that first store yacht, the fifth one just doesn’t hit the same.

@BendelowGreens This guy clearly doesn’t understand jokes

This guy clearly doesn’t understand Kaden’s attire is 100% proper at a 9 hole rural golf course. Educate yourself…

@BizNasty2point0 BGP

Stanky leg is on a heater folks. What an effort.

@ICTREH @JR_HIRSHey @PyratHouseAJ @darrenrovell Sand Hills, Ohoopee, Rock Creek Cattle, Gozer, Brambles, tree farm, cap rock, old barnwell

@JR_HIRSHey @PyratHouseAJ @darrenrovell You’re listing a bunch of public courses….

Huh? Not only is Pine Valley within 30 minutes, but have you ever heard of Sand Hills? Ohoopee? Or the dozens of insane world class resorts built in the middle of nowhere. This is no gamble, it’s a well proven model in the golf business.

@RearAdBsBlog @Timdupj @KaticMichael Brother, you got so fucked up at the last barstool hockey game you were at you were banned from the podcast for like 18 months.

@Timdupj @KaticMichael I sucked at sports. But still picked my shit up.

A Barstool tradition unlike any other: not picking up after yourself and leaving a mess Good on @KaticMichael for this.

@normiecog @KidFromAtherton Gotta love the BV, have a broccoli haired burner chirping the guy with multiple pics of t100’s on his profile.

@jdylanwilson @KidFromAtherton t100 bud, Gonna have to tuck your shirt in and pretend like you have manners. We can play a muni if u want I’m sure that’s more your style.

Flexing a swing when you don’t interlock and it looks more like a slapshot is what’s wrong with this app

@normiecog @KidFromAtherton You’re probably a granite links guy like your boy Riggsy.

@jdylanwilson @KidFromAtherton Cool bring ur ass down to New England, make sure you exchange for usd, I will not accept Monopoly money.

@normiecog @KidFromAtherton “And it looks more like a slap shot” have clubs will travel.

@jdylanwilson @KidFromAtherton Nice moving of the goal posts, the tweet was referencing his grip. I’d take your lunch money any day of the week you silly canuck.

@normiecog @KidFromAtherton I’m talking the takeaway position. You high caps can’t look past the grip

@jdylanwilson @KidFromAtherton I hate Riggs but he overlaps, u sir are a retard ™️

@JohnBouras3230 Treasonous

For generations, we’ve been told that peace comes from strength from deterrence, from dominance, from the idea that power keeps the world in line. That was the doctrine echoed by Ronald Reagan peace through strength. But look around. Strength alone hasn’t delivered stability. It hasn’t ended division. It hasn’t built a future people believe in. Unity has. Across the Atlantic, something extraordinary exists the European Union. 27 nations. Former rivals. Centuries of conflict. Now choosing cooperation over confrontation. 641 million people choosing peace — not because they fear each other, but because they chose each other. That’s not weakness. That’s the strongest idea humanity has ever built. Canada already shares Europe’s values: Democracy Rule of law Human dignity Multilateral cooperation We are not outsiders looking in. We are natural partners standing at the door. This isn’t about “adding another layer of government.” It’s about joining a community of destiny. A world where: Trade is built on trust, not threats Security is shared, not imposed Prosperity is collective, not extracted We can keep clinging to a 20th-century model of power politics… Or we can help build the 21st-century model of unity. Canada doesn’t lose itself by joining something bigger. It fulfills itself. From Vimy Ridge to today, we’ve always stood with Europe in its darkest hours. Now we have a chance to stand with it in building something brighter. Not a bloc. Not an alliance of convenience. A civilization-scale partnership. Let others talk about strength through fear. Let Canada stand for strength through unity. 641 million people is not just a number. It’s a promise. Let’s build a new world together 🇨🇦🤝🇪🇺 @EUinCanada @AnitaAnandMP

@_54Golf 2022:USFL “this is stupid it won’t work” Oh shit they were right.

2001: “Professional soccer won’t work in the USA. No one can save MLS from 5 consecutive years of losing money.” 2026: “A global golf league won’t work. No one will invest in the LIV Golf money pit.” Same tired skepticism. But go off, golf media. 🫡

@HammerTime_11 @tiannawest There’s two in Minnesota, there are two launch pad locations in Calgary which is the same thing…

@tiannawest Same reason you don’t have ski hills in Florida.

I don’t know why they refuse to bring Top Golf to Toronto, I think it would be really successful