Bombo Sauce

Hii Kenya tembea kila mahali lakini usiwai jipata Siaya.

@pmitu No. What kills small creators is aggregators with 4 million followers downloading-and-reuploading 600 videos per day—and flooding Timeline with slop that went viral 7 years ago. But we will kill them.

#Kenya #KenyaPolice #Eid-Ul-Adha

Protect your money. People are not fair to former rich people.

Ukiuliza any modern lady a business idea wanafikiria Tu saloon, makucha, viatu na nguo. Can't think beyond that

Gunpowder used to be for entertainment, then it was used to kill. Drones used to be for entertainment, then they were used to kill. AI is used for entertainment.

Give up and see

Dua lipa is such a cool name.I hope she knows what it means in swahili.

It prevents masturbation

Reading books haikuangi a hobby for just anyone especially if you are not settled in life.inataka mtu hafikirii where their next meal will come from.

@DCI_Kenya This story doesn't add up.

SIBANGA OFFICERS STRIKE BACK, RECOVER STOLEN POLICE FIREARM What began as a brazen deception inside Kitale Police Station ended in a dramatic turnaround after officers from Sibanga Police Station recovered a stolen police firearm that had been snatched from an unsuspecting officer by a cunning imposter posing as a newly posted cop. It all unfolded on Wednesday, 20th May 2026, when a man clad in a police raincoat, claiming to be a newly posted officer from Eldoret, sauntered into Kitale Police Station. With an air of familiarity, he chatted up the officers on gate duty, charmingly asking for help in finding accommodation in the police line. Little did they know this was no ordinary tale of a newly posted officer. Feigning innocence and weaving a web of trust, the imposter asked to be shown a spot to grab a bite. The unsuspecting officers, embodying the spirit of camaraderie, accompanied him to a nearby hotel. However, what started as a friendly gesture quickly morphed into a cunning ruse. As they walked, the sly thief cleverly duped one of the officers into helping carry his belongings, all while surreptitiously snatching the officer’s loaded Steyr rifle, complete with twenty-five rounds of 9mm ammunition. With lightning speed, the suspect then hopped onto a waiting motorcycle and sped off into the night, leaving confusion and disbelief in his wake. A determined and swift response from the security teams ignited an intensive manhunt for the daring imposter and the missing weapon. Thanks to vigilant members of the public who refused to let this criminal act go unchecked, credible intel flowed to the officers. Acting on this intel, the Sibanga officers launched a targeted raid that led them straight to Sokomoko Village in Sitatunga Location, Trans Nzoia East Sub-county, arresting 22-year-old Brian Kibet. Upon conducting a quick search, Kibet was found in possession of the very stolen Steyr rifle, loaded with twenty-five rounds of 9mm ammunition, and ready for action. Kibet was swiftly taken into custody, where he is undergoing processing pending arraignment. The DCI commends members of the public whose timely information played a crucial role in the recovery of the firearm and the arrest of the suspect. This underscores the importance of strong police-public partnership in the fight against crime, and the DCI continues to urge wananchi to remain vigilant and promptly share information that can aid law enforcement agencies in keeping our communities safe. #FichuaKwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 (Toll-free) or WhatsApp at 0709 570 000 to report anonymously. Usiogope!

To be honest, God is NOT testing you. The country is just very hard

Is this being funny?

Corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was not born with.

9-5 work is so performative. writing novels on Linkedin about how you’re “honoured” to work there. playing dress up to sit inside a cubicle all day. bringing your laptop that’s already at home 45 minutes away to the office

The debate between Gen Zs and millennials is totally imbalanced because we are comparing people at very different stages of life, under very different burdens, and then pretending the answers are already clear. Gen Zs are right to say they are bold, outspoken and less willing to tolerate humiliation, especially in workplaces, politics and society. That is a good thing, and Kenya has benefited from that courage. But millennials are also not weak simply because many learnt how to endure bad systems, survive quietly, keep jobs, swallow pride and carry responsibilities without making noise every day. The truth is that we may not get the real answer now. We will only know when Gen Zs are in their 30s and 40s, with children in school, ageing parents to support, rent or mortgages to pay, medical bills arriving without warning, loans hanging over them, and entire households depending on one salary. That is when life tests political courage, workplace courage and social courage differently. It is easy to say people should walk away from oppressive spaces when you are mostly carrying yourself. It becomes more complicated when your resignation, rebellion or public confrontation can immediately affect your children, your parents, your spouse and everyone who eats from your table. So maybe millennials were tough in survival while Gen Zs are tough in confrontation, but the debate is not complete until both generations have faced the same weight of adult responsibility. Let us wait and see whether the same fire remains when life adds school fees, hospital bills, dependants, debt and the fear of one wrong move collapsing a whole family. Until then, this argument is interesting, but it is not settled......

Mmeona venye matatu sector imefanyia Wandayi na Chirchir, halafu sasa ona venye KMPDU hulamba Duale, very useless union.🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️💔

This is equivalent to trying to sell a cop drugs while he’s in uniform in his police car.

Nobody talks about how remote work helps reduce the stress caused by annoying coworkers and micromanagers.

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.