Brian K Gray

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So you’re telling me the cradle of astronauts is playing for a national title the day of a solar eclipse?

Good luck tomorrow to our HS track athletes who will be competing in the Indoor State Finals at Indiana Farm Bureau Fall Creek Pavilion at the State Fairgrounds. Participating will be Ellie Meyer, Bella Sotelo, Preston Markley, Brandon Metz, John Henry Gray, & Aaron Redmond.

Indiana State is highest ranked NET team to ever be left out of the field. They were ranked 29th in NET😳 (CC: @mid_madness )

Congrats to Hattie Gray, 6th Grade Girls' Basketball- Royal Pride Athlete of the Week!

BREAKING: Ad Industry Finally Admits There Are No More "Unique Consumer Insights" To Be Discovered

Congratulations to our Royal Pride Athlete of the Week. MS - Hattie Gray - MS Girls Basketball #EHRoyalPride

The Psychology of the Cold-Weather Shorts Guy - TIME apple.news/A5b-NZSy3QtWMk…

How did I not know that @jimmyjohns and @greypoupon_us broke up?

Everything I know about the U. S. legal system came from Jack McCoy.

I’m a crooked jerky jockey and I drive a crooked horse.

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I miss country music. The real kind, where a guy in a lime suit and lime cowboy boots shows up with a blood-alcohol content of .35. Or maybe he doesn’t show up because he’s doing coke in the backseat of a Cadillac Eldorado with a stripper named Mary Lou he met at a Waffle House.

My favorite Army man is the guy who’s just chilling on the phone. “Hey, baby, I’m in a stupid kid’s battle right now but I totally wanna come over tonight. I think we’re fighting Fisher-Price Little People or some shit. Yeah, hit me up later.”

@davidlhine Bottom of the barrel.

@briankgray What's wrong with those?

Rough day today. Halloween candy finally dwindled down to these bastards.

@amyhoodlum The worst.

@briankgray oof ... when it's just these and the candy corns it's a sad day

🚨 NEW AP POLL! 1. Purdue 2. Arizona 3. Marquette 4. UConn 5. Kansas 6. Houston 7. Duke 8. Miami 9. Baylor 10. Tennessee

I have no dog in this fight, but shoutout to whoever wrote this headline. Two words, one symbol, all 🔥

Whose state? OUR state! 🚂⬆️