Brian Maloney

Cringing over what I owe to Uncle Sam

Supercharging tier-2, and tier-3 analysts (the scarcest talent in security operations) is the most impactful project a CISO can take on. cmdzero.io/blog-posts/int…

@mooniss Same.

5 months straight wearing my @MeowWolf wristband. The wear and tear is no match for this industrial strength Tyvek

If there’s a line of sight here that might lead to ambiguity, I don’t know where it is. And the all caps is a bit much.

I’m not one to anthropomorphize the flora, but this sunflower struck me as rude — peeking over the fence in judgement as I strolled by.

Wondering same

Lillibridge Properties : Save the Rafael Navarro B Murals chng.it/MgXm7dQH via @Change

Spotted at the Disney vacation tours booth. I sympathize with the photographer challenged to make this not look really creepy.

@potetm @Cisco Welcome aboard, Tim - see you in HipChat

I'm pleased to announce that, as of yesterday, I've joined the team at @Cisco ThreatGRID!

Noticed this guy in the Barton Springs mural at Central Market. Kudos to the artist. Perfectly rendered to make you feel the lure of initial quirk that led to "hello" but that quickly devolved into "I can't get rid of this loon."

It occurred to me that Plum's snack is a deconstructed snow man

Built a little banana boat for my Roma tomato. Think I'll call it a day.

Jerky no worky

Verifying myself: I am brianmaloney on Keybase.io. 7rqet2IPIIJQqBbYCRXU2_w4SBFmI3AURwY9 / keybase.io/brianmaloney/s…

Waiting in ambush for the unwary badge swiper. #2factorsecurity

Celebrating Festivus! #downtownatx #plum&em

Just completed a 2.98 mi run - 🦃👟🍔👑1¢ #ryeFund2016! rnkpr.com/aevouqj #Runkeeper

Just posted a 5.06 mi run - Wheat penny at last! A 1942 for #ryeFund2016 rnkpr.com/aetv2z3 #Runkeeper

Just completed a 5.03 mi run - Spoonful of moon rnkpr.com/aetbrqj #Runkeeper