Brian M Schopfel

@everestchris6 Wow sick VIDEO

I built an openclaw tool that automatically builds websites for leads it scrapes from google maps, auto-records the website as a video, and sends it to them as a cold pitch... It literally screen records the website that was made for THEIR business, so the lead will feel it's personalized This is an all encompassing machine to sign clients and fulfill all in one loop Reply "video" and I'll DM you a free prompt to build it yourself. (must be following)

@willnitze What are those

If you're following "best practices," you've already lost.

@heyalexfriedman I asked for so much stuff

@MattPRD @iamshackelford Whipped cream is the total move !! Seconded

@iamshackelford Get those little red circle cheeses, or yogurt, or even whipped heavy cream with no sugar or anything else added, healthy fats before bedtime = more sleep

This dude won’t sleep been this way for 4 weeks now. Every night at 2 am he wakes us all we have to sit in the main room and eat cereal bars until he all finish then we get to go to bed. 🥴

@Shwinnabego LOLLLL

Was on a commercial shoot today 20ish people on set for a 30 second, social-first commercial whole thing was shot on iphone lol

@iamshackelford Nbd Mexico City Boston Denver Bozeman all g

Anyone traveling through US airports right now? Is it as bad as all these posts make it seem?

@willnitze I believe you and I believe IN you

@brianmschopfel I won’t stop until the globe is covered by bars

Cranking out ~750K bars/day 2026 is going to be freakish…

@sweatystartup Tumeric water

I'm 70 hours in to a 72 hour fast. What should I eat to break the fast?

Baked a homegrown pomegranate cake tonight

@heyalexfriedman AMEN

You don’t have to optimize every moment. Some things are just allowed to take time. Or feel good. Or not go anywhere at all. We don’t need to squeeze meaning out of everything. Some things are just meant to be lived and enjoyed.

@heyalexfriedman GET IT

Stopped posting consistently for a month and now I get to claw my way back into the algo damn

@heyalexfriedman 1000000%

you get better at making decisions when you stop making every outcome mean something about you if it’s the wrong call… cool, next option if it’s the right one…. cool, do that again the “I fucked up” / “I’m so great” loop just slows everything down

@willnitze It’s funny because you own a protein bar company

Saturdays are for the bars.

@Rainmaker1973 Peaceful

Post below the first word you see.

@martymadrid Lolol great friend that nobody ever wanted ever

This feels unfriendly

@kyliebytes tbf a lot of employed people do this too

another unemployed morning

@iiiitsandrea wow this is so fuckin cute they should really give it a voice like the baby from who framed roger rabbit

DoorDash’s first delivery robot what they all have in common is that they make them look cute so that people don’t mess with them

spotify is really just making shit up whenever they want

@KevinEspiritu THIS GUY CANT MISS

I was accepted to INPRNT! That means super high-quality prints of all of my existing artwork can now be purchased This is SICK to achieve only 4 months into my art journey Loading the first few pieces up now, LMK if you want the link