robin 🦭🫧

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

Hi #phm #projecthailmary  Bye

the vibe i bring to the function

@bandaidbox @gaykittycorps i agree with this - there’s lots of deleted scenes reels on yt that would’ve given much of the story more context & better understanding if they were kept in; especially for building their characters & for neil & todd’s relationship (e.g why todd was so affected by neil’s ending)

@gaykittycorps i am fond of that movie but its one for me that when i watch i assume i missed a scene bc the pacing is a bit odd

rewatched dead poets society after years of not being able to put my finger on why I didn't like it, and it finally clicked. god that feels good

exams that determine the next few years of my life in 2 weeks and im reading gay fanfiction

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

the academic pressure right now isn’t scary, what’s scary is the way i’m fuckin ignoring it

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

me looking for synonyms while writing

@pandoafterhours ima need that link when you’re done …. take your time

I can't stop

curl practise #schlatt #schlattfanart

@babyjunedoe and her grabbing his left arm.. (the one w/ a ring on it 😈)

i’m still here what the fuck is this.

when u come late to class and your usual seat is still empty

@uialje Well . hope you had a good birthday 😭

Friend got me a cameo from Michael of Jax basically insulting me for my bday and I could not be more happier THIS IS AMAZING

Practicing really does make me better this is so fucked up

@harrynotaverage just eating goop and glop

finally beating the can’t cook allegations

being told to get a job on twitter like i’m not arguing on my lunch break

@coziebabiee hey goat,, so about those references.. (the fic was rlly good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

i’ll have everyone know i reference twt porn for my smut. i have bookmarks and bookmarks and bookmarks😭

@yuriiiiButAStar i honestly don't know what to ask when people talk to me about that though 😭 (i'm aroace)

my friends talk about having sex and my asexual ass asks if they had fun