Brie Burnham

We are all unreliable narrators.

Got to see the first episode of @witchernetflix tonight and god DAMN this season is going to be EPIC. Thanks for the virtual screening, @netflix!! #TheWitcher

@CindySm33950136 @_busy_bee_honey @regina_behm @NPR I don’t believe it’s the word of God. I don’t give a shit about your religion. You’re welcome to practice it but it’s not my religion. And this country has separation of church and state — so you cannot use religion to as a basis or justification for legislature.

A Texas OB-GYN recently had to tell a woman that her fetus had anencephaly — a condition where the baby doesn't have a brain. It's always fatal, and patients are typically given the option to terminate. Except now the state's law prohibits it. n.pr/3zYgSMx

Testing. Testing.

We are all unreliable narrators.

@ssschreffler @adrib_mc @BasicStuffMag Thanks for joining us! We’ll have to do a follow up after we watch the movie.

Was fun, thanks for the great convo @brieface & @adrib_mc ! I really enjoy #TheMandalorian, so I don’t blame anyone who disagrees with my critique. Go sub to @BasicStuffMag’s What’s the Obsession With pod for awesome analysis on the weird things we love!

Tonight I: Almost fell through a roof. Had a spider crawl across my screen and then disappear so I've had to evacuate my room and send in the cat for reconnaissance work. 😩

Loved this article! Being a solo designer is difficult emotionally (and professionally), and this gives great advice. #graphicdesign "So you're the only designer at your company" (via @invisionapp) invisionapp.com/blog/only-desi…

So you're the only designer at your company @invisionapp invisionapp.com/blog/only-desi…

Forgot my notebook 😫 but designers make do! My #sketchnotes vs. the official ones @Oakland_CM #roomtoimprove 💯

Our friends @womentalkdesign are hosting a #SpeakingWorkshop next weekend to help women and non-binary folks craft a talk & deliver it confidently. And they have scholarships. Check it out: wtdspeakingworkshop0518.eventbrite.com

A Road Map for Navigating your Next Crisis: Nine Creative Leaders on Overcoming their Greatest Challenges via @99u buff.ly/2I2YdrT

.@Antoni LIVES for a bad smell. 👃😂

Google Maps travel options: 20 minutes by car 1 hour by bus 2 hours by bike 2.5 hours by horse 3 hours carried by orcs who think you have the ring 6 minutes carried by eagles for reasons that are their own

@rschaef9 This is cute as heck

Follow-up boomerang because I couldn’t help it. 😂

LAST EVER LAW SCHOOL FINAL COMPLETE. Thanks for a great 3 years, @RutgersLaw! #NextStopGraduation #AfterIFinishMyClinicWork

Not to be dramatic or anything but pretty sure I'm going to be sleepy until the end of time.

I want to go get coffee but I don't want to put on pants & it's raining & evil men are moving into positions of great power & influence.

You can’t just throw everything into the dishwasher and expect it to come out clean, the design of the machine itself must me taken into account. I’ve developed a system over many years of use, and I will teach it to you... I am Peter Binswanger, and this is my Master Class.

@TheNathanPierce Yep! I wasn't blocking anyone or double parked. I'm just at a loss 😩. Hope I get some answers soon.

I swear anytime I park on Orange something bad happens. I wasn't too far into the street? I'm SO confused. #WhatDidIDo #NeedAnswers