Brionne Griffin

@EITMonline when we moved from DC to Austin several years back, my bf at the time told me I drove the U-Haul like a cat with no whiskers…. And after I tried to go through the Taco Bell drive thru and banged into the low clearance bar, he forced me switch vehicles with him.

@EITMonline dang girl, this is the second day in a row I’ve had to turn off EITM bc of a disturbing animal story. Could we lighten up on the animal abuse? I know it’s news but it’s really hard to hear.

@EITMonline call Uncle Julio’s and get some beans delivered for tomorrow’s meal

@EITMonline everyone else who had to play by the rules wasn’t as good as them. Sucks to be born weak but life isn’t fair.

@EITMonline It’s so tiny I can hardly see it

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@EITMonline I’ve dated a handful of Latin men and voice notes are super common in Latin cultures

@EITMonline Elliot is right it’s not 60. It’s at least 70

We are so back

@EITMonline Mistress Dispeller sounds like a video game and now that’s all I can think about while you’re telling this story

It’s a beautiful day for Click to Pay @F1 @visacashapprb

@EITMonline When I was 6, I was hanging upside down on a monkey bar by my knees and my sis had the wise idea to come tickle me. I fell down onto a stump and broke my collar bone. It still hurts to this day when I lie on my side for too long—almost 30 years later!

@EITMonline ahhh so this is what that saying “out of pocket” means.

@EITMonline In high school I worked at a bike shop. One of the mechanics crashed while mountain biking & bit through his tongue, needing his jaw wired shut for a month! I felt bad for him so I baked him cookies, only realizing after dropping them off, he had no way to eat them 🙈

@EITMonline Wall drug sounds like the SHEIN version of Buccee’s

@EITMonline talk about a job that’s safe from AI…

@EITMonline team blue cheese all day, brother

@EITMonline do you guys remember from your Iceland trip how they won’t let you start a tab at any bar? I thought it was such a pain but was told it’s a countrywide thing to prevent locals from overdoing it.

The big announcement is about Agentic Commerce with Visa Intelligent Commerce. Authorize agents via a token to transact on my behalf. Plus data tokens to provide personalized data in the context window. OpenAI, Perplexity listed as partners

The most ‘CD Album’ albums ever, ranked. uproxx.com/indie/cd-album…

Overtime? More like Ovi-time @Capitals @EITMonline #StanleyCupPlayoffs