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A concert ticket should come with a t shirt,u heard me

ahh 500 cigarettes what are you all doing in my mouth at the same time

Trying to have sex on a lawn chair and it snaps shut and slices me clean in half

I was the first person to ever do something

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

i am at my clits end !

Idgaf if you’re a student driver I got Instagram reels to watch so stay out of my way

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

I’m lowkey in July but I don’t post about it

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

Do yall ever think ab ur dating history n think Yo im rlly random asf 4 dat