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A guy next to me in line to board the plane was eating peanut m&ms and idk why, but I literally stuck my hand out for him to give me some. He did. I didn't realize how weird it was until I put them in mouth

@businessbarista @businessbarista @JJEnglert Submitted application with 18easter eggs and then got an email that I’m “in” with a link but it just took me back to a new terminal at level 0.

Claude Code Community is the biggest unfair advantage in my professional life right now. I get to live on the frontier of AI daily & watch how cracked engineers and big-time executives are applying AI in their work. Members include: - Folks from the Claude Code team - Creators like @lennysan, @clairevo, @AlexFinn, @petergyang - Execs from NASDAQ, Capital One, Walmart, Databricks, etc We're very very selective for new membership because quality is everything to us, but if you're interested, apply here: claudecode.community

@bits4you Should we text ahead or are walk ins welcomed?

@COINNOR Most of us (dare I say, nearly all of us) are a lot closer to homelessness than we are to being millionaires.

all I can say is, you and me are one bad unforeseen circumstance away from being in their shoes. I see myself in every human struggling to exist under the crushing weight of capitalism. (8/8

last Saturday we packed a U-Haul with everything we own and drove from Seattle to Portland, and when we walked into our new home (we’re renting), it was immediately clear that squatters were living here. (1/?)

Watching dexter for the first time… does everyone collectively agree Rita is the worst? Or am I giving an unpopular opinion?

a thread of celebrity mom moments in honor of mother's day:

My wife left me today and took the kids with her. 💍❌ Here's 10 things it taught me about B2B customer churn: 🧵 1/34

hey man, come through we’re at the new brewery in the worst part of town. it’s at 300% capacity and there’s one bartender.

This is probably going to be an unpopular opinion but I do not like Beyoncé’s Jolene

the tortured poet

We're severely underutilizing the concept of groundhog's day. We should be ripping more animals out hiding and asking them unknowable questions about the future at least weekly

Why do they have spotlights on her like she’s King Kong

Such a rich man.. 😊

One of the best moments in Olympic history

i have a soft spot for the little lesbian one… she has that look in her eyes you can often find in little rodents when they hold small berries in their paws and nibble on them

This how coke supposed to be used

Finally some children without cellphones 🫶🏻

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

please fucking watch this batshit trailer

Turbotax keep emailing me, bihh I'm waiting on my W2 ima fck witchu just hold on😂😭….