brilliant guy

Watu wa Zimmerman mnisaidie kutafuta mtoto aki Kindly retweet

@Safaricom_Care your app is shit, it seems like no test was done

@DeReuel @ManNelo50 @SavvyRinu This will be after the war though and this is due to the oil scandal

@brilliantguy8 @ManNelo50 @SavvyRinu Be quiet for just a few hours. They are increasing them tomorrow, 14th .

Kenya has 24 hours electricity but Tinubu asked Nigerians living in darkness and generator noise to thank God that they are better than Kenyans 🤣🤣

THE KEWOTA STINKING SCANDAL … 🟣 Kenya Women Teachers Association (KEWOTA) is a government-recognised welfare body deducting Sh200/month from 95,000 teachers = Sh228M/year 🟣 CEO Benta Oswago Opande reportedly earns Sh250,000–Sh350,000/month, with documents suggesting her actual earnings may be even higher 🟣 Son (Dan Oswago) on payroll at Sh200,000/month; two daughters earning Sh150,000 and Sh200,000; former husband listed as consultant at Sh100,000; sister coordinating Kisumu office at Sh50,000; niece running Kisumu office at Sh40,000; brother as managing director at Sh40,000 🟣 The network extends to associates and in-laws, with treasurer Jacinta Ndegwa’s relatives also drawing multiple salaries 🟣 Ndegwa’s reported salary alone is Sh270,000/month, with additional payments through multiple accounts 🟣 Fictitious membership recruitment drives allegedly used to generate and justify bank withdrawals 🟣 Cash payments reportedly made to a Nairobi official near KICC in a parking lot 🟣 TSC director allegedly received Sh100,000 in January 2024, suggesting possible regulatory capture 🟣 CEO declined to engage, citing constitutional right not to respond, and accused the source of blackmail

@ManNelo50 @SavvyRinu I bet if it were not for taxes Kenyan fuel would be cheaper than nigeria, and even during the Iran war fuel has not increased in Kenya

It’s the selective comparison for me. Yes, fuel is cheaper here, but the average Kenyan earns nearly 3x what a Nigerian earns on minimum wage. They are paying for 24-hour light while we are paying for fuel and buying generators and paying Band A tariffs for darkness. Who is really better off?

@LlewellynOuya kusikiza watu kaa hawa utaishi this life without enjoying yourself, life has no manual and everybody ako hapa mara ya kwanza, enjoy where you are now there is no guarantee of the future

Kama unalipwa 50k and below huwezi afford sherehe

Mjamaa leo ni sawa naweza lala nje but kindly give me a chance. I need a job. Any kind 0790568390

@BarbieNairobi @Rozay_kamau hehe mtu anatype he looks guilty na ako sawa

@Rozay_kamau He looks guilty

In 2019 ,Tony Mochama alias Smitta was awarded Ksh 9 million in damages in a defamation suit where he had sued activist Shailja Patel and Prof Wambui Mwangi after they accused him of sexual assault at a poetry party in Loresho, Nairobi BTW those accusations zilianza Twitter

If I was a beginner investor starting with just KES 100,000 on the NSE today, Here's exactly how I would split it. Portfolio breakdown below 👇🧵

@_KithureKindiki you are wasting money on choppers yet people are sleeping hungry

CAPTAIN, OL-KALOU CONSTITUENCY, NYANDARUA COUNTY, KENYA WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 2026 David Kiaraho, the late MP for Ol Kalou was a decent man and carried out his political duties with great dignity and humility. He was strong but dignified, brilliant but humble. As we continue to mourn him, it is time for us all who knew him to ensure that we leave a positive impact on the community and nation when our time comes. Joined President William Ruto, leaders and other mourners at another requiem service in honour of our departed comrade in his Ol Kalou Constituency, Nyandarua County. Urged for the need to respect family, community, religious or social events and refrain from reckless and selfish politicization events to the detriment of bereaved families, in disregard to religious authority or community values.

@MurimaMaestro stop responding to fools kaa hawa, kalenjins suffer the most hata wakiwa na president, if you watch videos of kids whose parents were killed they became poor/homeless, you would never want to hear about tribal wars again, nobody won except the politicians

@brilliantguy8 The only thing that excites some people is Kikuyus.

Usione simba amelala ukadhani ni paka. Kikuyus were ambushed & were saved by retaliating. When Mungiki retaliated it made international news.

@kahome_steve ABSA, Stanbic, NCBA

I expect major repricing of banking sector stocks after book closure Some banks are trading at steep premiums to peers and the premiums aren’t justified

Someone is selling his Stima Sacco shares. Anyone??

Help her re-unite with her family, she has been missing since the 1st of April.

@otiskobole @wode_maya hehe si kila mtu ako ombaomba kaa your poor mind

@brilliantguy8 @wode_maya Wewe lamba matako zake polepole atakupea za Kabej

I met a Gambian who built one of the biggest estates in Nigeria after spotting an opportunity beyond his home country. After I featured him on my YouTube channel, that exposure opened another door—he’s now building an estate in Sierra Leone.

@otiskobole @wode_maya hehe nikaa uko na power ya kumkataza, empty debes make a lot of noise

@wode_maya Never set foot in Kenya

@karigoh juu umeona dame ako na issue sasa umeachange narrative, you just want men to suffer

Mines to say, You're expressing so much for a relationship that has nothing to do with you.. Lol birds of the same feather...

@mutheu202 @ItsJeffreyJeff kwani women are always right? kuna watu hufikiria tu kaa mbuzi

@ItsJeffreyJeff Lakini haezi Anza kutoka tu hivo ama all this madhrau if the husband didn’t wrong her , stop supporting one side uliza Huyo jamaa ilifika hapo aje ? Ndio Bibi atoke tu hivo bila ata informing him

Bibi amekua akitoroka anapotea alafu anarudi after weeks.. last weekend pia she left the house without saying anything

@SingoeiAKorir instead of speaking to ministers with oil in africa you cause enemies with countries that do not concern us

Spoke on phone with H.E Abdulla Balalaa, Assistant Minister of Foreign Affairs for Energy and Sustainability of the United Arab Emirates this evening. He apprised me on the gravity of the situation in the region, and in particular the repercussions of IRGC’s unjustified attacks of critical infrastructure of GCC countries on not only civilian security, but economic and environmental security of the Globe. I conveyed to him Kenya’s solidarity- in line with President Ruto’s well stated position on this matter- and assured him of our readiness to work with the UAE to respond through diplomatic means to this escalating situation. @ForeignOfficeKE