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"A dog that pretends to be a sheep will one day bark by mistake" - Kiharu proverb Good morning Team Piki Ponki

@Gitz__ Many might say he's greedy, but all I see is a daft boy. Now, his sacco's traction will gradually start reducing because of the heat this move is going to generate. Same genes. Same daft moves.

George Ruto registered 98 Sacco and locked down the Rongai route yesterday. Today, NTSA implemented a 2 year freeze on all new Saccos and route variations. Buying the referee because you're scared of competition is wild.

@JeylaniAbuka @Footballtweet Ever heard of the term 'sportsmanship' by any chance?

@Footballtweet How'd a Japanese man feel about the manager of the team that's representing his country twerking for one of the players in the same tournament with Japan? I mean how is this man gonna do his job if he comes up against one these teams with big players that he's mesmerised with?

Another wholesome moment from the World Cup. 🇯🇵 Japan manager Hajime Moriyasu, who has guided his side to victories over Germany, Spain and England in recent years, spotted Harry Kane and asked the England captain for a selfie. Kane was more than happy to oblige. 🤳 But it was Moriyasu’s reaction afterwards that stole the show. The Japan boss couldn't stop smiling and looked absolutely delighted by the moment. 😀👏 He might just be the most humble man at this World Cup. ❤️

@OmemuDavid @Nyaga_9 Kabisa bro, la sivyo we'll find ourselves furthering the stratification of our societies and communities through our children again.

@bringmeacup @Nyaga_9 I agree bro, we need to have emotional intelligence

Alafu wazazi, hizi birthdays huwa mnaleta shule nataka mniskize na mniskize vizuri. Birthday sio mbaya. Sina shida na cake, balloons ama mtoto kufurahia siku yake. Lakini kabla ugeuze classroom ikae venue ya ruracio, kuna vitu nataka ujue. Administration hawaezi kataa juu wanataka clients wao wakue happy. Lakini sisi ndio tuko ground. Sisi ndio tunabaki na consequences. Kwanza, birthday ya mtoto mmoja huleta excitement kwa dakika 20 na drama ya wiki mbili. Mtoto mmoja akiletewa cake, kesho mwingine anauliza mbona yeye hajawai letewa. Mwingine anarudi home akiwa convinced wazazi wake hawampendi. Sasa mwalimu anajipata akifundisha Mathematics na family therapy wakati mmoja. Halafu kuna hii tabia ya kuleta cake ya watoto 8 kwa class ya watoto 47. Unataka tugawanye aje? Hii ni classroom ama miracle crusade? Na tafadhali msilete balloons 30 kwa class halafu mnataka learning iendelee normally. Ukiona watoto wakitazama ceiling kama wameona UFO, ujue lesson imeisha rasmi. Alafu kuna wale wazazi wanafika na photographer, videographer, ring light na confidence ya mtu anazindua bypass. Brother, ni Grade 2 birthday. Sio uchaguzi mdogo. Na ukweli wenye hakuna mtu anasema... Shule si birthday venue. Shule ilijengwa watoto wajifunze. Birthday ni bonus, sio programme ya siku. Mkitaka kufanya party kubwa, fanyeni nyumbani, church, hotel ama kwa shamba ya babu. Juu mwisho wa siku, birthday inaisha saa tano. Lakini syllabus bado iko hapa ikitusubiri kama deni ya Fuliza. Sincerely, Mwalimu ambaye alikuja kufunza fractions lakini akaishia kukata tukwota twingi twa cake sio poa. 📷 Kama ukona maoni tofauti yaletee Credits: Lyn Maina

@TouchlineX And that's how Portugal will not lift this trophy. Their entire game plan is contingent on one player.

🚨🇵🇹 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bruno Fernandes’ latest Instagram post is being flooded by Portugal fans asking him to pass the ball to Cristiano Ronaldo and show him more respect: • "Pass the ball to Ronaldo." • "Without Ronaldo, Portugal would not have half of its football prestige." • "No matter what you do, Ronaldo will always be above you." Fans are FURIOUS with Bruno for not giving Ronaldo enough service... There are more than 20k comments. 📲

Genie: You have 3 wishes and no you can't say " I wish for more wishes" Me: I wish for more genies Genie:

Please don’t judge him.

@Kenyans Sisi tulipewa za covid, ebola, saizi tunangojea za another sickness 🤣🤣

@ivymuthe Over circulation

Smaller denomination banknotes, such as the KSh 50, tend to wear out and deteriorate much faster than higher denomination notes like the KSh 1,000, why

@GBUnitedx Always remember why they left.

💣💣🚨🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐄𝐖𝐒!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Michael Carrick has left the door OPEN for Marcus Rashford 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 to resume his Manchester United career. Carrick has been in regular contact with Rashford and he has received positive feedback after sounding out members of the first team’s leadership group about a possible return. [TheSunFootball] Good decision.. Yes/No?

@LucaVaran Plus le temps passe, plus on se rend compte que les "méchants" ne sont pas ceux qu'on nous vend depuis quelques années ...

@Akrepburcusun 49

Kimseye söylemeden bir sayı seç. 16 • 27 • 38 • 49 • 55 • 66 • 77 • 88 ✨ İçlerinden biri önümüzdeki haftalarda yüzünü güldürecek bir gelişmeyi temsil ediyor. 🍀 Şimdi sayını yoruma bırak. Sonra bu tweeti kaydet.

This sentence by Van Gogh hits hard: “If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”

@Kenyans Literal bottom-up priorities. With tonnes of counterfeit consumables flooding the market, their focus is on harmless apparels!?

Anti-Counterfeit Authority warns of crackdown on businesses selling fake jerseys and other items

@kijana_misa We get it. However, this is hypocrisy on your part because I am sure during enrolment you must have been given the dress code for the institution, and you ok'd them that's why you went ahead and enrolled your kid. Compliance.

Imagine spending so much on your son's haircut, only for him to come home from school looking like this — all because the colonial-era curriculum still only allows short hair.

Look what the US has done… making us agree with an Arsenal fan

People with high standards are very skilled at detachment and cut people off at the slightest sign of disrespect. they don’t tolerate disrespect even as a joke.

@deriniko9 I only found 3 😁

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