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@brizuss

🤍| she/her | Rowan U BSN, RN

Mount Laurel, NJ Katılım Nisan 2014

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Oh?

The White House@WhiteHouse

ICED OUT.

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Anna Delvey@theannadelvey·2d

Don’t ever ask me how I get tights under the ankle monitor again.

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The amount of times I’ve rewatched the hunger games series. Truly absolute cinema

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Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·4d

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

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ally@missmayn·4d

turns out “sleepy joe biden” was the biggest projection of all fucking time

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Trump is about to hit REM sleep on camera in the Oval

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Jenni@hashjenni·4d

WHEN THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SAYS HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AMERICANS FINANCIAL SITUATION. ITS TIME TO GET RID OF HIM

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Samaria@samariajdavis_·4d

Yes and I also make him stand in a corner and he can only come out to eat once a day

My Mixtapez@mymixtapez

Toosii’s fiancée Samaria says she doesn’t want to share a room or even live with him when they get married!! 👀

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Jenni@hashjenni·5d

The human body was not meant to endure 2 trump terms in one lifetime

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kev mahserejian@RotoSurgeon·5d

yep I’ve noticed lately •Uber there and back: $35 •Shared chicken tenders+fries: $13 •17 tequila sodas: $204 how am I supposed to start a family like this?

Leading Report@LeadingReport

It now costs a millennial $252 on average for a date, per BMO.

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ؘ@lilbieberpics·6d

ONE MONTH AGO.

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Winter@LeftyWinter·6d

“I don’t do politics.” Well, now you're doing $6 gas.

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Julia Marie@julia_doubleday·6d

Polymarket@Polymarket

JUST IN: U.S. citizen tests “mildly positive” for hantavirus after departing from the MV Hondius cruise ship.

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mavsmarie@mavsmarie·10 May

Yall are finally getting it

Conservative@Conservative2TX

I just spent $423 on groceries for my family of 4, then spent $5.24 a gallon to fill my 2017 honda accord. FUCK YOUR FUCKING BALLROOM

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Erin Grugan@eringrugan·6d

Am truly living for this woman sitting courtside at the Sixers game saying "I'm better now, thank you!" after getting served a drink... I feel you, girl.

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Dashy™️🦥@Dashytwo·8 May

bartender here. guess what: robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

JØE 🕷️@ihyjvs3ph

Congrats on your $20 minimum wage. Meet Optimus

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bri@brizuss·8 May

just saw some kids in dc using chat gpt to figure out which direction to go on the metro…… baby maps exist …… I hate it here

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Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️@dogeofficialceo·7 May

I love how this hantavirus breaks out on an isolated ship full of people from all over the world, and the immediate solution is to send everyone who was exposed right back to their home countries around the globe. Brilliant containment strategy.

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nicole ♡ 🪐@rwylnicole_·6 May

The sad truth is if this Hantavirus stuff actually starts spreading fr we are so fucked bc the amount of people who didn't take 2020 seriously, refused to mask, made fun of people for masking, and still think the whole thing is a hoax are going to cause even more harm this time

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