Brian Seitz

"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.

a tour-de-philly by scooter, some self-hate at 3:20 @TheWarOnCars youtube.com/watch?v=PH1LJJ…

Probably nobody thought it at the time, but as someone born in 1985 I think I'm right in insisting that "Monster" is the best R.E.M. album. I'm sure Gen X will agree with me without blacking out Tony Soprano style.

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i am locked out of my usps.com account because i can't remember my favorite food

@WFMU Boogaloo dudes

WFMU launches 24-hour Mott the Hoople stream. wfmu.org/wfmu-launches-…

i'm not very sympathetic to the "tipping is out of control" meme but a hotel-booking website just asked me to tip it and ok, this is out of control

just zipcar'd a toyota sienna minivan to move some boxes and it slaps, way better than any suv, everyone is dumb

@QuanSai HBO

Which streaming service has the best original content?

every thought leader in the valley is a libertarian until they need a government bailout of their startup bank

at the imitation gray's papaya on the triangle corner of sixth ave and cornelia st, the recession special was $9.80 with tax, and as i exited, a tourist walked by and asked her son, is that the flatiron building? new york is over

ahh yes, the king of actionable, relatable advice strikes again

where's the dislike button

@robtswthrayguns cooper the explorer

who is this? wrong answers only.

@MikeIsaac sony bravia, whatever size you want

i have had the same tv for nine years googling “best tv” is useless Wirecutter is obviously great but I need something around 40-ish inches and also some sort of “sick deal” how do people buy things now of days

@robtswthrayguns maradona

Who is this? Wrong answers only.

It's 1978, Travis Bickle invites Allen Ginsberg up to his apartment to listen to some music. youtube.com/watch?v=mNAEOZ…

@gemilyalice dislike

how do you feel about cushiony toilet seats?