Je Suis Broad

That’s how stupid, ruthless and useless Nigeria government security agencies are.

@Jaiyejeje0m0 Indefinite…it’s midnight and I’m cooking bean right now. Swear on my life.

on a scale of 1-10, how much do you love Beans???

@instablog9ja Soldiers don leave national defence dey face yahoo boys…this country no go kill me with comedy.

Man gets punished in viral video by suspected Nigerian soldiers for allegedly using a girl’s picture to sc@m people

@OlawaleDC28 All this show off…na because he no get work. If he attain power now, he will have to be reminded of Nigeria Independence Day.

This Guy irritates me so much 😭 You can’t be intelligent and listen to this thing 🙈

@TrollTouchline Relegated despite your bravery. Shame

🚨🗣️ | Burnley and Ex Manchester City player Kyle Walker, on Facing Arsenal: 💣 “People talk about Arsenal like they’ve already won the league 😂 Relax. We’ll remind them football isn’t played on Twitter. Arsenal only looks good when teams are scared of them… Burnley won’t be” — Kyle Walker 👀🥶

@instablog9ja They kill in the name of Quran and take oath in the name of Quran…hmm!

Repentant Boko Haram Members Swear Oath With Quran Before Reintegration Into Society — Borno Govt assures Nigerians The Borno State Government has disclosed that former Boko Haram members who have undergone its rehabilitation and deradicalisation process are required to swear an oath using the Quran before being reintegrated into society. The government said this step is part of its structured “Borno Model” aimed at ensuring commitment from repentant individuals and discouraging a return to violent extremism. The State Commissioner for Women Affairs and Social Development, Zuwaira Gambo, made this known during an interview with News Central Television on Monday, May 11, 2026. She explained that the oath-taking is the final stage of the rehabilitation process and carries significant spiritual weight for those involved. According to her, participants pass through multiple phases of rehabilitation before reaching this final stage, where they swear on the Quran as a form of solemn pledge. She added that the religious oath is intended to reinforce accountability and commitment among the repentant individuals.

@LakersEmpire The Lakers should have continue with the first round team of Luke, Smart, DA, LBJ and Hachi…Reeves destabilise the team connection. The lakers lost two games in first round that he came back to the team and manage to win the 6th.

Be honest. Do you want Austin Reaves back on the Lakers?

@originalproflle @Peter4Nigeria Nigeria…everyone is acting like activist just to act in power

Don’t sleep on it, RT! @Peter4Nigeria

@Pharmacio001 @ADCVanguard_ Definitely not going for anything that has C or D in it.

Who is your preferred candidate?

@renoomokri What are you even saying…😂

Politics without bitterness is politics that will bring betterness. May Nigeria prosper under President Tinubu between 2023 and 2031, so help us, God!

@instablog9ja I don’t actually have problem with type of girls. I have problem with those guving them platform to speak from their dumbest brain to misinform the general public and young ones. This is stupid and should not be in public domain.

“Marriage as a system was designed to benefit men, as it allows even the p%%rest men to have a maid” — Chidera Eggerue

@FantasyWorldW1 When Brad Pitt was HIM.

Morons and disingenuous actors on this site are trying to argue that this is a terrible movie. Insane.

Troy remains one of my best movies of all time. Never get tired of it.

God bless you man .

Make this go viral instead, as it reflects the accurate numbers that they are trying to hide. Nigeria didn’t begin in 1999. Playing regional victim after ruling a country for 47 years out of the 66 years of her entire existence is diabolical.

@ChinoUTD These guys are sick in the head

🎙️ Patrice Evra on why so many fans don’t want Arsenal to win the league: 🗣️ Ian Wright: “What has Arsenal done to have this many enemies? Chelsea fans I understand… but even United fans are praying Arsenal don’t win the league.” 🗣️ Evra: “Because if Arsenal win the Premier League and Champions League together, suddenly they achieve something no other London club has done. Of course Chelsea fans, Spurs fans, Palace fans, West Ham fans don’t want to see that. But for United fans, our fear is different. If Bruno doesn’t break that assist record and Arsenal go on to win the league… then honestly, what argument do we still have against Declan Rice or Gabriel winning Player of the Season? And I cannot accept that. So now every United fan has become a temporary Crystal Palace supporter. We need Arsenal dropping points in the last game. And please… somebody tell Casemiro we can’t tolerate his absence vs Nottingham. We’ll need those clutch headers. This is no longer football. This is survival