🌸Chrysanna🌸 ♡ 🐢🐰

There's something healing about hittin the stiizy, listening to Hozier and dancing around your living room

In celebration of my snake's eggs hatching, I'm giving away a Switch 2 and Pokopia! This will run for a whole week with more ways to enter every day. :) Please don't enter to resell, I want someone who really wants to play to be able to enjoy this game! gleam.io/FiG3c/switch-2…

@KaraCorvus Omg, how do we enter? I've been dying on the inside watching everyone live my dream of playing Pokopia 🥲

@WhitniSkywalker @dog_rates Good call, best thing I've read all day 😂

@dog_rates It is MANDATORY to read the alt text!

This is Apollo. We promise he's a really good dog. He just can't sit on the couch normally. Still 13/10

@CaptainSparklez Hap birth Cap'n! Only a month until I'm right there with you dude lol

Oh no I have turned very old

@pixiegf2000 Omg before I saw the pic, I was like NOT A TEEN PREGNANCY?!

@CaptainSparklez SOCIALISM

June: Appendix removed June: $6800 bill for hospital July: $325 bill for lab tests August: $1000 bill for anesthesia Amount paid by insurance: $1700 of $6800 Amount I pay monthly for insurance $480 I am becoming radicalized

Where are you mentally?

@pixiegf2000 Sandwiches ftw

@CaptainSparklez Oh no! What a terrible, no good, awful week for Cap /s I hope everything gets better soon!

@CaptainSparklez Oh no! Feel better soon dude 👍🏽

My appendix didn’t want to live on this planet anymore

This is Duvalín. She is proud of her Mexican heritage and immigrant roots. And like the rest of her community, our country is better because she is in it. 13/10

date idea: i invite u to watch epic at my place and every time odysseus mentions penelope we kiss

The electoral collage is DEI. So that should be removed soon too, right?

@pixiegf2000 I'm pretty sure ammonia would dry tf out of your skin, bad advice

My goal for 2025 is to have a goal in 2026

As a holiday celebration, we are giving away an Astro A50 X to one person who retweets this and is following me and @LogitechG It's on sale right now for $50 off and code CaptainSparklez knocks off an additional 5%. A pretty magical holiday gift :D logi.gg/captainsparkle… #ad

@pixiegf2000 Fuck yeah! Do you know what you're getting?

@pixiegf2000 Holy shit, body is BODYING MAMA GOTDAYUM 🥵😍😍