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@muheediva01 “tRy sHoWeRiNg WiTh tHe LiGhTs oFf” … yeah nice try bitc… 😒

Try showering with the lights off. You’ll never go back !

“tRy sHoWeRiNg WiTh tHe LiGhTs oFf” … yeah nice try bitc… 😒

The bootleg DVD era was wild. Pulling out a blank disc you didn’t know if it was shrek 2 or Booty talk 7🤷🏽‍♀️😭😂

Can I pleaseee! Just find someone who has a positive look on life

Is it really that hard to see the positive things in life???

Why is everybody in fucking scandinavia always so fucking negative!

Do you know the most satisfying thing about this version, it’s the final version, it will stay like this forever

@AlbicelesteTalk Can’t belive yall done bullied Argentina to add a black player 🤣🤣

Kiki Ramos has made his debut with the U17 of the Argentina National Team 🇦🇷

Come healed, I haven’t done anything to you yet

Calmest nigga ever but watch how you speak to me

@derpyez Yeah… Yeah! That’s exactly what she is actually

no babe thats my emotional support platonic homegirl that i'm a little attracted to

“If you don’t do it, another man will” Exactly!! that’s why I’m not doing it..

Black people treat the freezer like it cancels expiration dates

After I turned 28 I kinda stopped pulling out

avocado really do taste like clean dick

@_iamtbag You ain’t gotta be great to be worth an assassination, it’s actually easier to be worth assassinating if you’re a horrible person 😭🤣

@_iamtbag Wait what…?

The goal is to become a man worth assassination.

for those praying on my downfall, pray harder btch

I’ll fuck you good and love you even better

Chasing a girl is cool until you see how girls act when they actually WANT a man..

Just realised that Rodri didn’t even win a single man of the match award for Spain during his World Cup run, he had 0 goals and 0 assists and won the player of the tournament, imagine this was Messi, he would need to be shipped out of earth for safety 😭