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You see, the joke is that it's insane that someone would join an evil military organization for something as petty as a few grand or medical benefits. It was not supposed to be a fucking suggestion. You don't look cool. You need the $ or want to hurt people for free

@WhiteHouse arent you already being sued by nintendo?

@GreenBlackHeart why are they pooping the tail out wtf is this

This looks like a bootleg of the ads for a cheap Korean MMO that was designed to steal your money via skins gacha

@unusual_whales i think the gun show will be busy

Call your weekend.

BREAKING: Iran national football team holds tiny backpacks in tribute to slain Minab schoolgirls During the national anthem before kickoff vs Nigeria

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iranian Parliament Speaker says the US "spammed so much fake news trying to push energy prices down that the market's just numb now." "Keep going, nobody's buying it anymore. The real prices will show up anyway."

sora is dead, my timeline filled with girls saying they love anal and pictures of incredibly beautiful 200 pound women. the way things are going today i think ill be getting an “i miss you” text from her any minute now

Ok for real I want to run as a new party that doesn't believe in fucking ghosts and leprechauns

@starshipTARDIS potassium permanganate can be used to clean water, clean wounds, and start a fire with wet tinder. It is a powder and can be kept in a small pill bottle. And you only need a tiny amount for any of it's uses. 3 grains will purify about 1 liter of water.

Things I've found at the dollar store that I try to keep on hand: nitrile gloves, ace bandages, ice pack, candles, manual can opener, soap (Please reply with additional suggestions)

I know people are talking about what supplies to stock up on, can we start a thread of really low cost stuff that's good to have in a "go bag"? Wildfire season is going to be really bad this year. What are the least expensive things you like to have on hand?

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran warns all employees of US & Israeli industrial companies to evacuate immediately.

@PolyDepression ps4 still not cheap enough

@YourAnonCentral find anything good yet?

Statement from the Handala hacking group: “All personal and confidential information of Kash Patel, including emails, conversations, documents, and even classified files, is now available for public download.”

@GoodGameKofi When I was a kid the cheap option was tiger electronics

@GoodGameKofi Walmart has a gameboy clone for 30 dollars that comes with ps2 roms

Gaming has gotten so expensive man. I can’t imagine being a teenager in this era.

@yaoinenekasa Fuck my balls Thank shit Thank fuck Oh my fucking shit Just normal stuff

what's the non-religious way of saying "thank god" or "oh my god"

@MostCrucified How much is ps4? Has that gone down yet

a 100 dollar price increase 6 years after release is fucking insane. the world has lost the plot lol

BREAKING: Iran's foreign Minister: “US & Israel demolished over 600 schools and killed over 1000 students & teachers in Iran in just 27 days. They have crossed all limits of inhumanity”

@Breaking911 @TMZ Hope he picks up some drug charges. Prison will be really terrible

Kick streamer “Clavicular”, was arrested after mag dumping a gator in Florida. 📸: @TMZ

@KobeissiLetter His password was ca$hmon3y

BREAKING: The DOJ says FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been breached by hackers.

@suchnerve I feel deep guilt to my core when I use one of my allotted sick days.

it really does wear on a person to be held to higher standards of behavior than literal politicians are, and unfortunately this probably applies to the person reading it as well… like when’s the last time you got away with even 0.1% of what politicians get away with doing

"Experts warn that the disruption...will significantly impact global food security". The closure of the Strait of Hormuz is no longer just a Gulf crisis; it is a global food emergency, with 30% of the world’s fertilizer trapped. Al Jazeera's Malik Traina reports.