Brooke Smith

@phil_thethrill7 Like me

@phil_thethrill7 For runs like yours

My ex bf

@phil_thethrill7 I didn’t realize today was April fools day

This video fux

Hahaha epic

Still facts

Gotta love the monthly drunk calls at 3am 🥴

Deanna- “can you really give a girl your number if they have a mask on their face, like they don’t even know what you look like“ Secoy- “I mean maybe they’re attracted to your eyes”

My boss giving me advice ab boys: “what’s a man and a bank have in common... no interest after withdrawal”

@JohnBobIV Oh I remember every morning when I wake up

“You can at least text the girl you’re banging good morning”

@JohnBobIV Lolll ur killin me john

4x4 bc hopefully it’s the end

“She used to be really fit.. now she can’t fit into anything”

When someone leads you on for 6 months and makes you believe that they wanna be w you, and they hit you w the “I just wanna be friends”.

Mark Zuckerberg created a website to rank his female classmates by their appearance and it ended up destroying democracy, in case you're wondering about the consequences of toxic masculinity

“If ur above a 6, you should be proud”

@MAKExITxRAINE Good point...