democracy diva

I will not rest until the entire internet knows that 94-year-old living legend James Hong wore googly eyes on his bow tie #Oscars

wait did all the governors get together and decide to dress at tim for halloween? this is honestly the most wholesome thing to come out of our politics in generations

Confirming Biden-Harris judicial nominations is a top priority for the lame-duck session.

tragic update: grimace, along with 3 other innocent bystanders, has been shot by nypd for fare evasion

Spotify should really have the Netflix “are you still there?” feature but instead it’s a pop-up “get a grip girl” feature when you cycle through the same 10ish sad-girl songs for too many days at a time.

Evan Hansen if he slayed

not enough news outlets are mentioning Sister Act for my liking

The Next Max Bialystok? This Unlikable Dumb Man Did Crime

illegal alien transgender operations on MY pets you say

@cvspharmacy I can't take this anymore.

I am 7 months pregnant, I have gestational diabetes, it took almost two weeks of runaround to get me the glucose monitor and lancets and now I am on day 3 of hunting down insulin from the worst company on earth, @cvspharmacy. Meanwhile, my baby continues to grow out of control.

@heathen_king Legend

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

It's a Femimahnamahna!