Brookie Cookie

You’re like 9-5, I’m the weekend.

Went on a date… Were the date never showed up. So I pretended to never have left the bar.

Pretty much always in a workout fit now

Cycling class kicks my ass every time but I come back cause the instructor is funny af and she makes me forget how bad it hurts my legs.

I did hot sculpt, Pilates, and a cycling class in the last 24 hours. When I tell you I am sore, I AM SORE.

The aspartame in all the Coke Zero I drink will never catch up to me because it knows I’m pure of heart ♥️

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My boyfriend came over just to bring me chocolate and refill my water so I didn’t have to leave my bed while I die of cramps. He’s too good to me 🥹

emphasis on ONCE

boys are not kissing shoulders and spines anymore we are in hell

liking other girls pictures while you have a whole girlfriend is not cool & it has nothing to do with her being insecure or anything.. no one wants to hear "oh yeah her man likes my story all the time" that’s so embarrassing & you shouldn’t put your girl in a situation like that.

I would call off the engagement ngl. What an awful partner!

Whoever came up with kickin ranch at jimmy johns deserves the sloppiest top

Sunday scaries

“But God made you perfect” ya, he made me a perfect candidate for a boob job.

@brookieleighbee Show us the toes

I might have to make an OF and sell pics to pay this medical bill…jfc 🥲

It’s the little things

POV you’re a girl on Halloween in a cute costume